Text
As an occasional gay chick myself I lowkey really enjoyed the shitty way 2000s-2010s video games would like let you pick the main character’s gender but assumed everyone playing was straight and would play guys, so the story was written with women hitting on the main character left and right even if they were also a woman
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
Cold take: Credit card companies should not have the unilateral power to decide what is or isn't acceptable art. Also fuck weirdo puritan terfs.
Art is based off this post
For the random terfs seeing this wondering which games I'm referring to, it's every single nsfw game on itch.io, putting tons of indie artists and game devs out of work.
21K notes
·
View notes
Text
Fuck genshin for making all characters look so young i have a mental image of diluc thats so different to the canon version that the moment i see him in game i wanna buy that mfer a lollypop
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.
128K notes
·
View notes
Text
I made these 2 Klee GIF's today, and don't want them to go forgotten...
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild
30K notes
·
View notes
Text
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
168K notes
·
View notes
Text
They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
64K notes
·
View notes
Text
“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”
325K notes
·
View notes
Text
ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
86K notes
·
View notes
Text
never ever underestimate the capacity rural folks have for coming up with creative solutions
45K notes
·
View notes
Text
I like the idea that no matter where Bennett is "actually" from... He'll always be welcome in Mondstadt
886 notes
·
View notes