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"I'm here to win races and chomp legs, and I'm all out of races"

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

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guys only want one thing and it’s optimised conveyor belt layouts in Factorio or some nerd shit like that

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Ok, so he's not Nicholas Cage, but, and hear me out: Elf John Cusack.

also omg want some sad news 😞 so in my family there’s like…..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year

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12:30-3:00: Wall

Nyquil fucks me up every time I take it and furthermore, has the audacity to make me forget what fucking happens every single time.  Since taking it at about midnight last night, My day:

Woke up at 4-6 AM and apparently did the dishes

Fiance gets up at 8:00AM, allegedly has fully cognizant conversation with me about his plans to stay late and tutor classmates. I don’t remember even being awake.

at 9:32 AM, my Dad called me and i had a 23-minute phone call with him that I have no recollection of, but apparently I spent most of it discussing the merits and drawbacks of the various tablets my mother is interested in.  I was mad about how expensive updating storage capacity was for most of them.

Felling way more sober than I actually am, attempt to drive to school at 10:12.  and spend enough time confused why my keys aren’t working on my car that my neighbor actually comes out of his apartment to ask what I’m doing to his car.  I decide to stay home.

10:40: Send emails to professors to tell them I’m in no shape to be in class.  I think I am eloquent. Upon opening my email later I realize I’ve sent them emails with the subject line “fuckt up” and message: “sorry, love you.”

Benefits of going to a small college: they know I’ve got exciting drug reactions already and are sick as well and reply with “I understand and hope you are feeling well soon, here is today’s lecture slides” and “lol” respectively.

~11- 12:30 : Get lost in neighborhood walking dog.  In my defense, it’s 99% off-beige generic prefab housing on nonlinear-bordering-on-noneuclidean streets and Charlie had no interest in going home either.

12:30-3:00: Wall

3:00 : phone alarm goes off and I suddenly realize fiance was supposed to be home an hour and a half ago. Fly into immediate panic, try to find phone to call him and/or the sherrif becuase he’s obviously dead in a ditch or something.  I am holding my phone the whole time.

3:16 : Fiance gets home, I cry like a bitch, the dog also cries, everyone has a really bad 15 minutes.

3:33 : Realize I haven’t actually ate or drank yet today. Immediately consume a quart of apple cider and plate of taquitos.  Make pork chops and potatoes and don’t stop talking about what happens if a werewolf has sex with a dog while shifted the entire time.

4:00: pass out on couch to the soothing sounds of Mario Oddesy

1AM: Why is it thursday?

The moral of the story is that you should always write down any drug reactions and label medication you should take with a large index card that says “DO NOT TAKE THIS IT FUCKS YOU UP THEN YOU FORGET” in large, friendly letters.

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It’s only forever, not long at all. 

Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson

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sooo i guess i’m doing these again. now featuring our mercerful merciful dm/god, mercer. i finished this at like ass o’clock last night/this morning ‘cause i was on a roll and i make poor life decisions

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Title: Eclipse Photographer: Tanja Moss

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Title: Neighbourhood Witch Artist: Chris Murray

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God I love tumblr so fucking much. What the hell would I do with *any* other social media site?

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A queen for @tomochingus~🌸

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My Actual Brews

So I’ve realized that there isn’t a centralized list of my brews and where you can find them on or off of my blog. It’s weird though, because a lot of them aren’t actually “published” and some of them are only on Homebrewery while others are published through DMsGuild. So I thought, why not just throw some links down on a post that I can reblog and update.

So here, enjoy.

Classes and Subclasses: The Emissary, a portal and storage based class; The Sacrifant, a blood mage class; The Bloodmutt, a mutant class like Frankenstein’s monster; The Arcane Bodybuilder, a muscle mage akin to FMA’s Major Armstrong; Homemaker patron Warlock, for if you want to be Maartha Stew Wart’s intern; Oath of Order Paladin, for if you want to keep the balance between gods and men

Races: The Soul Minth, the shapeshifting pawns of liches and gods; Floridian Human, modeled after the Florida Man monster archetype

Spells: The Spooky Scary Spell Book, a collection of Halloween and autumn spells themed after old stories and traditions; Absolve, “I wish I’d never been born” (but with less consequences); Moon Flash, like a risky weaker Moonbeam

Noteworthy Items: Grave Ripper, the proof of concept for my Ancient Artifice system; The Hot Tub of Truth, does not travel through time but will make you uncomfortable in multiple ways; Lifeblood Chain, a sort of collab for undead state changing armor; Push Dagger, a monk weapon to improve unnarmed attacks

Monsters: Florida Man, you know who it is; Opaline Grub, an over-complicated mess of a giant bug monster; The Dust, a vengeful being of balance; Ember Mischief, a flammable Maine Coon with familiar potential; Moonsea Catfish, “Yes, I am real man who likes to breath and do human things”

Misc.: Ancient Artifice, a guide to making magic items in-game and out of game; Tavern Bread, literally just a quick and easy homestyle bread recipe(because, why not bake for your players)

Let me know if there’s something I’ve posted that you think should be included in this (which, I guess, makes this more of a highlights reel), or if there are things you want to see more of. I’ve been trying to figure out how to sort of… coalesce my random ideas into more collective works.

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Only just had the time to look through this website today and, props to ‘em, it’s a fantastic tabletop gaming resource! It has good content for inspiration, and it sources ideas from the community, giving credit where it’s due.

I love it!

Even if you just use their random lists. Here are some examples that they offer: Roll a d10 if you wanna choose one at random!

100+ Cave Skill Challenges

100 Secrets A Hamlet Or Village Conceals From Outsiders

100 Things You Can Find In A Haunted House 

100 Bard Songs 

100 Halfling Traits 

100 Interesting Dungeon Encounters 

100 Cyberpunk Corporations 

100 Warm Up Roleplaying Questions for Players 

100 NPC Jobs 

100 Useless People You Find On A Failed “Gather Information” Check

They have generators too. For example, a random potion and book generator.

If you want to contribute to a list or see what lists are currently in the works, check out their reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/d100/

I’d encourage any tabletop gamer to have a look at the site, and while you’re at it check out Tabletop Gaming Resources for more art, tips, and tools for your game!

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Accents 101

So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!

General Accent Tips

How To Learn Any Accent (1)

How To Learn Any Accent (2)

How To Do 12 Different Accents

US/UK/Aussie English Vocabulary Differences

One Woman, 17 British Accents

How To Lose Your Native Accent

How To Learn A Different Accent

Fun Tour of American Accents

Scottish

Scottish In Under 2 Minutes

How to Speak With A Scottish Accent

HOW TO DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT

Speaking Scottish 101

Scottish Slang

Gerard Butler Teaches You Scottish Slang

Scottish Insults

English or “British”

How To Do A British Accent

3 Ways to Sound More British

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (1)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (2)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (3)

Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang 

French

How To Speak With A French Accent 

How To Do A French Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Tips on how to do a French Accent

French Accent Tip

Irish

How to do an Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

Guide to Irish Accents

How To Do An Irish Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Russian

How To Speak With A Russian Accent 

How to Do a Russian Accent | Accent Training

How to speak with a Russian Accent

How Russians Speak English

How To Do A Russian Accent 

German

How To Have A German Accent 

How to do a GERMAN ACCENT?

Get the Perfect German ACCENT

Me speaking in 12 GERMAN DIALECTS!

How To Do A German Accent

5 Steps to a perfect German Accent

Canadian

How To Do A Canadian Accent

All aboot Canadian accents

How To Speak Canadian, Without Knowing How!!

Is There A Canadian Accent?

The Canadian English Accent

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i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

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Just a reminder that fleeing into the woods to become a bog witch and local cryptid in hopes of escaping life responsibilities is 100% valid.

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Mr Pumpkin