andordean
andordean
Get off my lawn.
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Weak for bearded guys & badass gals. Dordean on AO3. Old Fandom Crone, here to shitpost. OTP: Ciri/happiness. Show me a good story and I'll buy (almost) any ship.
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andordean · 8 hours ago
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Seems not only Eskel knows a thing or two about horned women😈
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“...are you aware that one of the palace guards claims he saw the succubus. At night, on the battlements of the Karoberta Tower. In the company of another ghost. Probably a vampire. Both demons were walking there, swears the guard, and they seemed friendly. Perhaps you know something of it, Mr. Regis? Can you explain it?”
“No.” Regis did not flinch. “I cannot. There are things between the heavens and earth that even philosophers cannot dream of.”
From 'Lady of the Lake' Andrzej Sapkowski.
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andordean · 8 hours ago
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andordean · 14 hours ago
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andordean · 23 hours ago
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“Ariel sold her voice for legs just because of a guy“
Meanwhile Ariel with legs;
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Ariel already loved the human world long before meeting Eric (you don’t get a collection like hers overnight) and when she finally got a chance to explore it, she took it.
Ursula made it more about Eric than Ariel ever did.
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andordean · 1 day ago
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do you think in fantasy settings with long-lived elves where elf-human relationships become common you’d have discourse about whether it’s unethical to pursue a human in your first century because your life with them basically functions as like, training wheels for the rest of your life. like regardless of whether or not it’s true, i bet there’d be a common feeling that elves who do that and then end up with another elf later are basically just using the human’s whole lifespan for character development and then moving on to a longer-term relationship they actually have to take seriously. and then there’d be a reaction that’s like how are those marriages less ethical than a centuries-old elf getting with a human with vastly less life experience, and also obviously in the first example it’s actually the human who’s problematic for being more relatively mature than the elf
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andordean · 1 day ago
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something's wrong with the power lines near my house
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andordean · 1 day ago
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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
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andordean · 1 day ago
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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.
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andordean · 1 day ago
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andordean · 1 day ago
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i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either
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andordean · 1 day ago
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éowyn, shieldmaiden of rohan 🛡️⚔️💚
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andordean · 2 days ago
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andordean · 2 days ago
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"The highly anticipated Criterion Collection release of 'Goncharov' has cinephiles buzzing. Directed by the legendary Scorsese, this cinematic gem is a must-have for collectors, offering stunning visuals and insightful commentary. Available now on DVD and Blu-ray."
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andordean · 2 days ago
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Saskia Reeves as Catherine Standish in Slow Horses (Season 1-4) -> Outfits
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andordean · 2 days ago
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Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.
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andordean · 2 days ago
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Murderbot: I will invite my friend Ratthi who will watch me do this and also Gurathin who will watch me do this but will argue with me about it.
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Ratthi: argues
Gurathin: watches
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