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LIZZIE 📲 ANDREA

LIZZIE: You can always come by the station and let me SQUEEZE YOU.

LIZZIE: Me too :( :( max is being a dummy dancing kpop things he is too old for T_T

ANDREA: Tomorrow??? :)))

ANDREA: I have to steal the lil boo from Ophelia's hands so she can go on a lil date~

ANDREA: I WANT TO GO ON A DATE TOO ;-;

ANDREA: kpop???????

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OPHELIA 📲 ANDREA

OPHELIA: I don't wanna have to tell my kid i had a good sex

OPHELIA: you both go to sleep

OPHELIA: i'll tell you guys at breakfast.

ANDREA: 😞😞😞

ANDREA: can i stay up????

ANDREA: BUT I WANT TO KNOWWWWW

ANDREA: OPHELIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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LIZZIE 📲 ANDREA

LIZZIE: :( :(

LIZZIE: I'm on night's this week but :( miss you :(

ANDREA: I'M ALMOST OFF THOUGH!

ANDREA: I miss you so much ;-;

ANDREA: Eeps. I've been so lonely without you~

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OPHELIA 📲 ANDREA

OPHELIA: shut up omh.

OPHELIA: is today.

OPHELIA: and i don't know? i'm sleeping with him already so i'm not sure.

ANDREA: ok but date sex is not the same as just sex

ANDREA: YOU KNOW THIS OPHELIA

ANDREA: omg ;-;

ANDREA: I can't wait!!!!!!

ANDREA: Lil boo and I are going to wait up for you

ANDREA: 🥰🥰🥰

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npckrmn​:

Who said I wanted you to know things about me? You don’t need to know me, to not make assumptions about me. You don’t see me out here trying to put you in some box, do you?

Hmmmmm. I usually assume people are nice when they talk to me. But when you decided not to be nice and act the same way that you did before - which is to the best of my knowledge, who you are, then I think that’s not so much of making unwarranted assumptions or putting you in a box. You put yourself in that box to begin with. 

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Rachel 📲 Andrea

RACHEL: Impossible. She hasn't thrown a brick at your face, has she?

RACHEL: I think Ophelia would kill me for even asking her to sing with Amelia in a room full of kids, Andrea.

ANDREA: Yet, sweetie. Yet.

ANDREA: She threatened to kick me out and ban me from ever sharing a space with her that time when she found all my collectibles... :(

ANDREA: maybe we can get her some edibles? and then sneak the lil boo out? and then take away all the phones from the other kids?

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text message📲 andrea

zizes: so you're like an emt right?

zizes: i just need to know someone in case something happens to my dad, you know?

andrea: I might not be on duty when you call 911, which you should call first because they can guide you through all the things you need to do in case anything happens

andrea: but you can call me any time~

andrea: even when there's no emergency~

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OPHELIA 📲 ANDREA

OPHELIA: i know, that's why i'm moving it around.

OPHELIA: or find a sitter. or offer shit to quinn to do it.

OPHELIA: i said shut up. give me some peace.

ANDREA: NO I CAN DO IT I'LL WATCH THE BOO

ANDREA: ;-;

ANDREA: Should we wait up for you at night? ;))))))

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LIZZIE 📲 ANDREA

LIZZIE: MY LADYYYYYYYY

LIZZIE: :( :( where you.

ANDREA: ALLLLL BYYYYYYYY MYYYYYSELLLFFFFFF

ANDREA: Missing you~

ANDREA: But also at work :(

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TEXT 📲 KITTY & ANDREA

KITTY: So no threesomes?

ANDREA: I tried :(

ANDREA: Ophelia doesn't want me in bed with her in the biblical way, but I keep trying anyways~

ANDREA: Maybe you can be the reason to finally convince her ;)

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a literal angel.

It’s like a lightning strike that stopped Andrea in her tracks when she saw a literal angel. Clearly, nobody can look that perfect without having sold their soul to some entity. That’s another question that she was going to ask if this angel is willing to talk to her. But first, Andrea is going to try her luck at striking up a conversation.

“I didn’t know I can find heaven in the middle of a town like Lima,” Andrea’s alcohol addled mind tried its best to come up with something classy to say but combined with being dumbstruck with this angel’s beauty and aura, Andrea was basically reduced to a 12 year old boy with his first crush.

“Hi,” She said with a shy smile and wave when the woman turned to look at her. “I’m Andrea, I promise when I get a hold of my braincell, I’ll use them all on you.”

@mscarmentorres​

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two dumbs in a pod.

“Bailey, Bailey!” Andrea said as she hung onto Bailey’s arm and shook it furiously. 

At this point, Andrea was more than a few bottles of beer in. Plus a few handful of shots. She had lost her shirt some time ago when she was off doing body shots with a group of college kids. She was going to look for it since that shirt was really soft and made her boobs look bigger in the right light, but clearly that intention is long gone. 

“You know Coyote Ugly? I’ve always wanted to dance on the bar tops with someone, and I haven’t done it in like forever!”

“Can we please, please, pleaseeeeeee?” She said with her lips in a pronounced pout.

@baileyythomas​

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a total milf.

Being generally a happy drunk meant Andrea never runs out of good vibes when she’s out and about. She had just finished dancing around with a bunch of young college students and was in a desperate need of some refreshment. Spying with her little eye, she found the cutest little blonde sitting all by herself. That simply won’t do.

Waving at the bartender for a beer, she then made her way slowly to her destination. 

“I won’t ever believe you’re here on your own, so will you let me be delighted with your company until they get here?” Andrea picked up her beer bottle and brought it up to her lips with a flirty smile.

@franniefabrays​

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get fucked.

It’s Andrea’s usual days of heading out to the nearest alcohol serving, people gathering, music pumping locale. Drinking, dancing, and meeting new people are three of her favourite things to, so when she can do it all together? Well, that’s just a gift that keeps on giving.

Ever since Ophelia told her about her little date that’s coming up, she’s been so excited. It’ll be so good for her friend to date someone again. Just thinking about Ophelia being all loved up and happy makes Andrea feel all giddy on the inside. 

Seeing an oddly familiar face, Andrea walked over to the bar slid into a seat. She folded her arms onto the counter and rested her chin on top of her hands. 

“Brody~” 

“Why are you looking so broody?” She said with a mischievous smile as she peered up from her eyelashes. 

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Rachel 📲 Andrea

RACHEL: ....but not me, right? You and I have best friend immunity from all her violent tendencies, right?

RACHEL: Don't feed my incredibly creative mind with images like that, Andrea! I just want Amelia to be more confident about herself.

ANDREA: Baby, I live with her and I don't have immunity from anything

ANDREA: Maybeeeeee start a little smaller?

ANDREA: HMMMM

ANDREA: How about a lil duo with her? OR WE CAN GET OPHELIA TO DO A FOURSOME SONG

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👻BAILEY BOO👻

Bailey: Ben and jerrys is good! but it gets no gains.

Bailey: WICKED. A job! I'll come over then? do you want me to bring my fluffy blanket :)

Andrea: FLUFFY BLANKETS!!!

Andrea: ;-; yes pls

Andrea: Come come come~

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👻BAILEY BOO👻

Bailey: HELL YEAH. Im a GOOD big spoon. its the strong arms.

Bailey: you can get like, any flavour but i got chocolate. so its like chocolate ice cream but you get GAINS.

Andrea: I just get my regular Ben and Jerrys ;-;

Andrea: You're hired for the night~