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Washing machine….

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Personality Swap (Rework?)

#thecoffinofandyandleyley

source - Sam_Lumi20

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ashley fucking eats someone

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"I would die for you, I would kill for you" okay but would you live for me. Would you go outside and watch the birds go by for me. Would you breathe in the air and savor it and think about how it tastes just that little bit sweeter for me. Would you stop self deprecating for me. Would you love yourself for me.

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Style test with Ashley

Minors DNI || Age in bio BYF || DO NOT REPOST

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Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!

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Andy man, now with thonk lines

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One of my most invaluable skills is that I am a great napper. I can nap and feel rested, refreshed, and thank fucking Satan that this is true because I would literally be dead in the ground if I couldn’t.

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darling, do i haunt you the way you haunt me?

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"I SAY, I SAY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, SON, AIN'T THIS WHAT YA WANTED? THE DEMON DONE SHOWN YOU YOUR HEART'S DESIRE! SAY SOMETHING, BOY! YER GUMS IS FLAPPIN' BUT AIN'T NO NOISE COMING OUT! SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HARDLY HEAR YA! YOU WANTED TO KISS YOUR SISTER, RIGHT? GIVE HER A BIG OL' SMOOCH AND NOW YER ACTIN' LIKE A FOX THAT'S TOO GOOD FOR THE HENHOUSE! YOU AIN'T GOT NO CONVICTION, BOY! YOU GOTTA GO FOR IT WHEN THE GETTIN' IS GOOD!

...nice kid, but about as bright as a dark room."

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Secret third option: Lay-Lee.

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Being light-sensitive and having a migraine is HELL, especially with ADHD. I feel like I can’t look at a screen, but I’m alone and there’s nothing else to do. I want to maybe read a book, but I can’t bring myself to care about anything that’s not related to my current hyperfixations.

Someone just kill me instead.

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yes i am extremely violent, obsessive, and a massive loser. why, are you interested?

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So now you have entered a toxic relationship with your computer where you wanna throw it out the window but you still love it too much to let go

Such is my life….

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Didn't even read the tags I just thought you suddenly hated your computer and I was cheering you on because I'm always wanting to throw my computer out of the window

I can’t, it’s still precious to me. My lifeblood….

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Made a post, tagged it “rimworld.” Now tumblr is throwing Rimworld stuff at my dash… mocking me.

I WANT TO SCREAM AND THROW MY COMPUTER OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!