andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.

the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".

any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:

"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."

"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."

these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"

so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

NO THOUGHTS JUST ANDREW MF GARFIELD IN A BLACK PUFFER JACKET

I'm unwell, the chokehold this man has on me-

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

The Amazing Spiderman (2012) dir. Marc Webb

The Amazing Spiderman 2 (2014) dir. Marc Webb

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

Peter “ACAB” parker

Bonus:

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

They found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero…is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually, they will hate you.

SPIDER-MAN 2002 • dir. Sam Raimi

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

I love his spiderman so much

by wyleghee

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

I know what movie Im gonna watch next, thank you

Andrew Garfield as Sam Under the Silver Lake (2018) dir. David Robert Mitchell

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

And god knows how many more Spider-Men and Peter Parkers there are out there to share in that support group with. Cause that’s what it felt like, it’s kind of like a strange Peter Parker/Spider-Man support group, like a twelve-step program for Spider-Men and Peter Parkers.

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

I love this man so much

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

ppl are just afraid of the power that Tom "I'm an actor, of course I've had gay sex" Hardy and Andrew "I have an openness to any impulses" Garfield would hold together

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

Peter Parker icons ☁

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

yes he is

isn't andrew garfield just so gorgeous?

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

Peter Parker icons🕊

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

I would sell my soul to switch places with her

ANDREW GARFIELD The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

Peter Parker wallpapers

Like if you save <3

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

PETER PARKER The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

[andrewgarfieldlaptopsandtiddies]

ANDREW GARFIELD as Peter Parker/Spider-Man The Amazing Spider-Man Duology (2012-2014)