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satistically speaking at least one person has to have dropped dead at disney world
it’s too well frequented, it’s in FLORIDA which is stocked to the brim with old people, and everyone knows that crocodiles can climb fences, so there’s an inherent element of danger there already
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college is just as ridiculous as everyone thinks it is
last term i was 35 minutes into the first day of a roman society class and there was this dude eating burritos in the third row, and the prof asked him a question and the dude just went “i would love to answer, but it just occured to me this is NOT honours environmental economics” and stood up and left
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THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「STAND」!!
original: (x)
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Sapphire!!!!!!!!! The qualityisnt that great im sorry iv been away from my computer for a week nd i drew this on my phone @___@
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the hiveswap steam greenlight description is golden holy shit
(also clicc that mf greenlight)
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im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille
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alola!
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Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.
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sometimes your 13-year old self teach you things. good things.
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as black friday and the holidays slowly creep up on us
please please please remember to be kind to cashiers and retail workers
they want to be home and out of the store just as quickly as you want to be
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Who’s even responsible for these abominations a touch screen is one of the most germ-ridden of all public objects and some jackass decided they’d be a great thing to force people to interact with immediately before eating
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People who live in places it doesn't snow: Snow is so pretty! People who live where it snows are so lucky.
People who live where it snows: fucking Inconvenience Powder
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punch me in the face with ur muscles please
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