my pronouns are unsure/anxious (she/they).πTERFS DNI. Human rights are not negotiable. π β
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Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.
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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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"Kill them with kindness "WRONG! BIRD ATTACK ποΈποΈπ¦
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throwback to 4 years ago when Rooney outed my younger sibling to me
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βMedieval peasants couldnβt handle my Spotify playlistβ but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.
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Zelda reacts: pt 1
I woke up in the middle of the night with idea for a series of comics; basically the ending scene of BOTW, but Zelda reacts differently depending on which armour set Link is wearing. of course I had to start with the rubber set which is one of the funniest to me lmao
what armour should I do next??
>>> Part 2: Stealth
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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, theyβre also using chat gpt to do it
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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
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they say a dog is a man's best friend. and a woman's best friend? well it's the walking corpse of course
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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
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"marriage is the ONLY way to get these protections" "there is NO WAY to hack a legal arrangement to cover everything that marriage grants" "kiddos you don't remember what it was like before we could get married, we finally got rights because we could get married" Okay But You Recognize Why That's Bad, Right. Like that is really, really bad that you have to enter a specific type of relationship to get legal rights. That is A Problem. You recognize that that is Not A Good Thing, Right
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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