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     "What if someone offers to make you food?"

"An hour later and I’m still not out of bed. This is an issue."

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     "I'd say no, only because she doesn't really have the twerking kind of ass."

"Is there such a thing as the Twerk Religion? If so — is Miley their God? or Goddess, in this case." Oh my God Katherine..

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     "Well, I suggest we get a few drinks in you."

"I’m having a party tonight.  Everyone is invited!  Fair warning, once I get a few drinks into me there is no saying what I might do."

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     "Wanna make out?"

"Did you know kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute? Wanna work out?" Oh, Bea.

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     "I believe that is not answer."

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"Good one"

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     "Too late for that."

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"Ha— very clever, but I suppose it might, but don’t get your hopes up.

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     "Hey, it's a simple yes or no."

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"Depends on your definition of outstanding I guess."

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     "I beg to differ."

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"Are you kidding me? That was the worst thing i’ve ever heard."

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     "If I stand outside, does that make me outstanding?"

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plot with me yeah

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this is the list of all the au’s that I wanna do. I’ll update this regularly, probably like everyday cause I always find something new. If something catches your attention, message me and we’ll sort something out. and, if you want me to explain one of the au’s, just message me. if it’s in bold, it’s the one’s I want to do the most. 

high school au

online relationship au

step brother/sister au

best friends au

teacher au

sex tape au

camping au

slavery au

kidnapped au

abusive relationship au

long distance au

bad meets good au

master/slave au

stranded au

small bump au

friend zoned au

best friends bf/gf au

taken au

forbidden love au

celebrity/fan au

roommates au

supernatural au

cancer au

friends with benefits au

held hostage au

road trip au

childhood friends au

reunited au

the new guy/girl au

stolen au [about a boy kidnapping a girl and expecting her to love him]

friends with benefits au

pen pal au

omegle/skype sex au

daddy kink au 

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IM CRUFTYING I CANT OM WHQTAB HAPPENE DINST THQT 3V3N NORML I CANT TYPE OMG IM FUCKINGDSD THTA IS OMG

EHWTSWHAT DID I JSUTY READ OMG

aidenyo replied to your post: the story of the time i almost lost my virginity…

stoRY TIME??????

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fine

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Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious anon.

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reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens

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guess who's back.

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