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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

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the intrepid heros vs pyrotechnics + bonus evil brennan

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the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee

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@importantcatpics

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

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Die temu ad die

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hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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she cringe on my fail till i loser. is this anything.

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to be transmasculine is to be a ghost I think. transmasculinity is a haunting (silent, invisible, found hiding in the lost and overlooked, viewed as a stain, people prefer to ignore it than face what it might imply, etc.)

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getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

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please those two guys kissing as soon as the camera panned on them during the habemus papam celebration...

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I came up with this three-way table to help me (and now you, if you want) to rate things out of 5 stars. I was thinking of books and films when I made it, but you can probably use it for other stuff.

The idea is that you rate the thing on how much stuff you loved and how much stuff you hated, and those things weight against each other. There's only one way to get 5 stars or 1 star, so those should end up as the rarest ratings, wtih 3 stars being the most common.

'Spicy' means that the thing inspires emotion, whether positive or negative, while 'bland' means it doesn't affect you much either way.

An example of a 3-star (spicy) - for me personally - would be the Twilight series, because there's plenty of garbage in there but also some things that are like crack to me. I can't think of an example of a 3 star (bland) because by nature they don't stick in the mind.

(This also assumes giving 0 stars isn't allowed. That'd throw it out of whack...)

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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"