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‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, 'Yeet’ is for distance.
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WIFEABLE TAYO HINDI JOWABLE AND I THANK U AMEN
BAKIT NGA BA HINDI TAYO JOWABLE?
1. Nasa counter pa lang kinakain mo na agad yung french fries para makadami ka. Tapos ikaw pa yung mega suggest na ibubo yung lahat ng fries sa tray kasi gusto mong makalamang.
2. Flirtationship ang habol mo hindi relationship.
3. Kasi gutom na gutom na yung mga kasama mo panay picture mo pa ng pagkain. You’re not jowable. You’re Instagrammable.
4. Kapag may nagchat sa’yo ng “Uyy. Ingat ka ha.” ang reply mo, “GAGO KA BA ALANGAN NAMANG MAGPASAGASA AKO?!”
5. Nag-eenglish ka pag lasing. Pero wala namang nakakaintindi ng sinasabi mo. Inuman lang kasi, walang i-englishan.
6. Handa kang mapasubo… sa kahit anong problema at sitwasyon. Pero ayaw mong lunukin…. ang mataas mong pride.
7. Kasi kapag may nakacrushan ka, nakikipagbreak ka na din agad. Advance ka kasing mag-isip.
8. Kapag nagyaya yung kadate mo sa department store, ang lagi mong sagot, “Next time na lang hindi ko kasi dala ang advantage card ko. Sayang yung points.”
9. Kasi may mas malandi kesa satin. Nauubusan tayo ng slot. Naaagawan tayo ng moment.
10. Kapag may nagregalo sa’yo ang palagi mong sinasabi, “Sana pinera mo na lang.”
11. Kasi yung picture mo sa Tinder picture ni Liza Soberano tapos ang bio mo, “I hate poser, mygahd!”
12. Kapag may bumebeso sa’yo, nilalapatan mo na agad ng wet wipes yung pisngi mo kasi ayaw mo macontaminate ng bad bacteria katawan mo.
13. Strong and independent woman ka pero ang ideal jowa mo ay yung hihintayin ka sa labas ng CR kahit lamukin habang bitbit yung maliit mong shoulder bag.
14. Ang hilig mo sa mga Korean Skin care products tapos ang motto mo, “Magpapaganda ako para mapansin nila ako. Tapos hindi ko sila papansinin.” ( Luh. Nu kaya yun.)
15. Panay post ka ng ‘Relationship Goals’ pero yung ‘Life Goals’ mo nganga.
16. Ang hilig mong mag 1-2-3 sa jeep. Magpapanggap kang tulog buong biyahe pero bigla kang magigising pag malapit ka ng bumaba.
17. Once ka lang nasaktan sa buong buhay mo pero ang palaging linya mo, “Lahat ng lalaki manloloko!”
18. Nung may tumawag sa’yo ng, “Hoy, malandi!” naoffend ka. Tapos ang sagot mo, “Wag mo kong tinatawag na Hoy!”
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Pero ang totoo, kahit pritong itlog lang ang kaya mong lutuin, kahit may criminal record ka sa NBI dahil sinapak mo yung tumawag sa’yo ng panget, kahit palagi kang kulelat at walang kahit isang ‘Best In’ na natanggap simula kindergarten hanggang college, darating ang taong para sa’yo hindi dahil sa jowable ka kundi dahil totoong mahal ka. At kahit ikaw ang may pinakamabahong utot, lalanghapin niya ito na parang Dolce and Gabbana at tatanggapin ka niya ng walang panghuhusga.
The right one will come along at tatanggapin ka niya sa homeostasis mo at yayakapin ka niya ng buo even at your worst version of yourself. At wala siyang ipapabago dahil lang sa gusto ka niyang maging perpekto o ibang tao. At ang ganung kalaking pagmamahal ang kusang babago sa’yo nang hindi pinipilit.
Hindi ka jowable, kamahal-mahal ka.
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gonna post too many pics. huhu cos dami na nastuck at di ko pa nappost dito
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“I am the air moving freely. I fill in your lungs, breathing them with the affection long-sought. I am one with the winds, traveling across the four corners of the world. I can be hot and I can be cold. Calmness is what I bring. The messy thoughts and the cluttered mind—I want to free them both. I am the soft breeze caressing you in the middle of the day for you are the one person I would love taking care of. I am that invisible cloak which lets you live. It’s tragic since you won’t ever see me but it is all right as long as you live. I am contented watching you from afar. I keep on blowing and floating in the vast sky. I am the air, the one you should spare.”
— c.i.j. // the elemental alchemist : air
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“oh but darling, this fire you have in your soul is beautiful. it was not meant to be extinguished for people who can’t handle your passion.”
iambrillyant
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be with someone who accepts your past and enjoys learning what you’ve been through to know how to love you better
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