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honestly phineas and ferb is so funny bc like. okay it's an episodic comedy whose core is just how much the characters love each other, you wouldn't expect angst writers to get a whole lot of out of that. like the first episode does clarify that perry can never reveal his personality or sapience to his family or else he will be forcibly removed from them but that's just setup for jokes, right? oh but then towards the end of the season they also drop "hey if candace succeeds in busting her brothers, they get sent to a military camp where all the creativity is literally tortured out of them." and you're like. ah. but also that was just a nightmare sequence, right? second season is like "don't worry! we will also clarify that busting phineas and ferb will result in a complete dystopia. also if perry fails to stop doofenshmirtz's wacky plots even one (1) time he becomes a truly evil supreme dictator. also one of the candaces literally disappears from the timeline but that's just a joke" and you're like. okay? you start thinking about how unfair this all is from candace's POV and while you're doing that they're like "oh here's our big movie btw! this is another alternate timeline where doofenshmirtz is running a despotism, we are going to focus on how this mentally affected all the funny main characters. also perry was forcibly roboticized. oh and our first dimension characters are almost fed to a monster over a pit of lava and also phineas is having a crashout over the perry b-plot" and you're like wait and then they release the pharmacists

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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having a complicated relationship with your birth name like no no one is allowed to call me that but also no it's not my deadname but no i don't identify with it but no it's not a separate person. it's mine and i don't want it and you can't have it either

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Murderbot + Onion Headlines

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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

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You'll never guess which ds9 episode I watched Again

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Great response by a cis man to being baited to speak over a trans man's lived experiences.

This is how you act like a real ally to trans people. It's that easy.

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*

I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.

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Fascinated by the idea that Buffy and Spike both think they’re the monsterfucker of the relationship.

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horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

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Spring showers are making me flair up so I'm inflicting my pain onto hiccup and toothless >.>

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i love when fandoms just collectively seem to get on board with a character that doesnt have a tail having a tail. good shit. all on the same page.

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Here's some low effort Crowley. This is all I got in me. Also, my laptop screen is broken :(