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I swear the CIA makes these

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ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

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Fuck my life guys i wish i was a LED strip inside of a vape shop

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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My Tomodachi Island when will they allow same-sex marriage:

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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yucky slenderman: find my eight disgusting germs

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my fave tiktok diet fad videos are the ones like "you could eat 100 calories of a cake or get much more on your plate with 100 calories of raw pumpkin puree". woooooah man that's such a hard choice, i'm always craving cold slop from a can

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personally i'm on team Cloudfare error

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What if they made a Tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger.

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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Shawty like a memory in my head

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Mutual in 2010: I like when girls smell nice

Same mutual in 2025: I need to be sexually tarred and feathered

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️