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That old man actually has no effect on me any more

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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we just keep naming bugs like this

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Almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner

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I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

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If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

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Sokka: It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!

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Cassandra: Do you know where Hero of Ferelden is?

Leliana (knows): Who? (my friend has been through enough already)

Cassandra: Varric, do you know where The Champion is?

Varric (knows) : Who? (my friend has been through enough already)

--- Post-DAI ---

Someone: Seeker, do you know where Herald of Andraste is?

Cassandra: ...

Cassandra: Oh. I get it.

Cassandra: I mean.

Cassandra: Who?

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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So

Junie B. Jones was autistic right?

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When you romance Anders and he says, “I wish we could stay like this forever, love”

When you romance Fenris and he says, “I am yours”

When you romance Varric and he says, “You people have done enough to her”

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Dragon Age II’s sex scenes are a million percent funnier when you remember that they are actually Varric describing them to Cassandra.

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Just one more thing…

Apparently, lots of mutuals liked how I draw Columbo! so here’s a preview of the stickers I’m making!