androgynousnachotheorist - Tumblr blog

[androgynousnachotheorist]

Instagram’s @shitmodelmgmt Blacklist

Adam Chin* (@theadamchin) Adam King* (@kingy_kings & @agameoftones) Adam Mont Adam Rose* (photographer) AJ Day* (ATL, MIA) Akoni* (@lamparilya) (California) Alan (@imagedc) (french photog based in DC area) Alex Turner (NC) Alexander Heifitz- Alexander Jacob* (LA) (extreme amount of messages about him)*** Alexander Neumann* Alvin Nyguen* @amejiaphoto* Amir Kuckovic Andres Altamirano* (NYC) Andrew Davis Andrew Kuykendall* Angel Armenta Angelo Casanovic (@spqrphotography) Angelo Seminara Anthony Georgis Anthony Turano* Anthony Winters Antoine Verglass Antonio Gonzalez* (ARIZONA) (@foxymodeling) (used to be @gonzophotos) (had to change his username because he was arrested for child pornography) Artur Kowallick Atakan Merdan Atari Jones Attilio D’Agostino* Balthier Corfi Barry Druxman Bart Kurela* Bartlomeij Kurela @beijobaby* Beking Joassaint Bernie Des Belles Bil Brown Billy Pissios* BJ Levin (Former showrunner of #ViceonHBO, now a photographer) Blaise Beyhan* Bob Recine (hairstylist) Brad Brisbin* (“personal trainer”) Bradley Lloyd Barnes Brandon Depuma* (@depuma) Brian Daniel Baker Brian Hilburn Brian Keith* (@keithphotographer) Bruce weber* Bryan Taylor Johnson @callmemr.jacobs* (CW Jacobs) Cameron Davis* Cameron Krone* @cameronpostforoosh* Camilo Rios Carl Grim (UK) Carlos Nunez* (@nuneztrip) Carlos Reyes Carlos Santos (NJ) @c_arousel Charlie Himmelstien* Chris Anthony (@chrisanthonyphoto) Chris Blaski (@chrisblaskiphoto) Chris Rout (UK) Christian Behr* Christian Benner* Christian Benoit Christian Bragg Christian Rios* Christian Scott (UK) Christopher Edward Night @christoph.night* @chuck* (Chuck Lang) @claytonbphotography* (Clayton Branon) Clayton Nelson* Clint Padilla* (@clint) Craig Lawrence Craig Michael Fleming Cristian Buitron (@cbtrn) Corbyn Thomas-Smith (@cravemoore) Conner Pawlowski (@Pawlowskism) @creativesmiles* Dane Darden* (Marston Dane Lockman) Daniel Adams Daniel Matallana* Daniel OG Daniel Rodrigues (danielrodrigues.it) Daniel Topic Darren Tieste* Darwaysh Onhisown Dave Fothergill Dave Glover Dave Levingston David Allan Joyce David Alan Margi (photog assistant in Madrid) David Bellemere* David Cruse David Leslie Anthony David Mandelberg David Moser David Paul Larson* David Perry (owner of Barney’s) David Schulze Dawidh Orlando* Daylan Jacob Miller* @dearingfilm Derek Heinemann Derek Warburton (celeb stylist) @derickg Devin Blaskovich* Diego Palomino Dimitri Theocharis @dirtbagmark* Dominique Murchison (@niqko) Don Poling (Seattle) Donlee Brussel* Doug Ochoa Douglas Mott Douglas Robert* @drew.bey @dricodia (Andrico Reid) @e.motion Ed Little Edgar René (@edgar_vm) Eduardo Von Garcia @edward_mag* Edward Miller (@thecopymachine.co) Elio Alnetti Emanuele D’Angelo* (@livincool) Eric Fischer* (with a c not a k) Eric Stern* Eugen Shakir Eugen Shakir Sela Evan Roales (London) Ezra Patchett Fabio Crovi Fabio Munich Fabio Munis* Fabrizio Del Rincon* Federico Lecce* (Independent Mgmt Milan) Federico Pignatelli Felix Rachor Fer Torrejon Fernando Merino* Fernando Paz* Francesco Scognamiglio* Francisco Tavoni* (@tavoni) Frank B (makeup artist) Frank Zhen (@zhenmaster) Gabriel Gutierrez (@gabrielgphotos) Garreth Barclay Gary Kirk Brown* Gavin O’Neill* Gavriel Maynard George Brown* (former RED agent) (Jorgie Porgie) (@theagentman_) @georgelivieratos @_georgepark_ Gianmaria Cassani (Major Models) Gilad Sporta* Giorgio Ammirabile @goodluckrancel (Rancel) Greg (@caliexclusive) Greg Kadel* greg vaughn* Gregorio Campos* (@gregoriophotography) gregory moore Guerman Aliev Guido di salle* Hadar Pitchon* Hans Staunch Hans Huylebroeck Harvey Jackson hennessy vandheur* Herve Lewis Horacio Hamlet* Ian Pokrief @imagesbykali Imran Ciesay @imruhul* @imustbedead (AZ) @inner_beauty_photographyvt Ivan Arocena (Comas)* Jack Guy* (@jackguyphotography) Jack Russell (UK) Jacob Benjamin Taylor* (@pillsinc / @shootfilmforever / @nightofnoir) Jake O’Donnell Jake Rosenberg* James Fabius (@james1fab) (“Publisher” of Hellion Magazine) James Schmeltzer jamie burke Jason Acton Jason Exferd (Chicago) jason kanner* (@jasonsoul1) Jason Eugene (@hellojumbo / (@jasonxeugene) Jaosn Knade* (@smallbatchphoto) Jason Harynuk* (@jasegraphics) Jason Haven (DC) Jason Konrad Jason Sobe Jason Treloar* Jason Wallace* (agent at Factor/Chosen Atlanta, now called MP Management) Javier Ovalles (Brilliant Moments Photography) Jay (@liverichmedia) Jay Marroquin Jay Mawson Jay (_mr.nolove_) Jay (@wtfckjay) Jeff Cohn (@jeffcohnphoto) Jeff Johansson* (@tmsproductions) Jeffrey Mcnolte* Jeiroh Yanga* (booker in NYC) Jeremy Kost* Jeremy Scott* Jesse Perez (@nydeliveryguy3) Jim Gormley (UK) Jimmy Johnston Joe Dimattia* (@BellaDonnaPhoto) Joe Harary (also goes by Joe Harray) (@true_image_photo) Joe Labisi Joe Lally John Babin* (Red Model Management) John Everette Perry (California) (charged with sexual assault) ‪John Farrar (UK)‬ John Hughes John Walker John Walter* (@Johnnycinematic) Johnny Fadlallah Johnny Rozier* (@tomorrow.magazine) Jon Burns Jon Lorentz Jon Tan Jonas Bresnan* Jordan Craig Jordan Doner* Jordan Green* @joshuaburton_ Josh Stringer (LA, New Orleans, Atlanta) Joseph Hernandez (@josephcaptures) Joseph Chen Josue Peña June St. Paul Justin Kercher (@dotheextraordinary) Justin Murdock* Juan Carlos Tubilla Juan Manuel Gaggero Junior Vipent (Shackleton Joseph) Kai Z Feng Karim Amatullah Karl Simone* Keith Cameron Kelly Serfos* Kenn Perry Kent Avery* (@kentaveryphoto) Kesler Tran* Kevin Amato Kevin Hatt Khalid (MP Miami) Khoui Bui (Kook) Kil Park Kim Prasanna @king.brav Kosal “Trent” Chau Kourosh Sootoodeh Krzysztof Herholdt Lanny Zenga Larry Carlson* Larson Sotelo* Leonardo “Leo” Corredor* Lenin Glass Leslie Lessin (Billingsly) (stylist and VNY Agent) Livio Manicelli* Louie Aguila* Luc Coiffait* (@luccoiffait) Luca Erbetta Luca Giorgio Lucian Bor* Lucian Wintrich Luciano Doria Luciano Fileti Luis Monteiro* Luke Fontana (LA) @luvgenstudio* Mani Zarrin* (NY) Manuel Xabier Mar (@mamudsny) Marc Baptiste* (@marcbaptiste007) marco falcetta* Marco Macchi* (Boom Models Milan) Marcus Hyde* Marcus Lopez Marianne Tamposi (Florida) Mario Lomas Mario Lopez (@aztecphoto) Mario Sorrenti Mario Testino* Mark Avenue* Mark Del Mar* (@bleeblu) Mark Velasquez Marlon Cordero (@marloncordz) Marvin Henderson* Massimo Tacchini (mens booker at Major Milan) Mathias Faltmarsch Mathieu Vladimir Alliard* Matt Lian* Matteo Linguiti (@lazarus_taxon_) Matteo Montanari* Matthew J. Ellenberger (@mjellenberger) Max Weiss (San Diego) Maxwell Mason (@maxwellmason) Mauricio Montani Maxence Orard* Medi Varvani Mian Wilson (@agfthegoat) (Texas) (“Action Grind Films”) Michael (@_taciturnforsale_) Michael del Buono* Michael (@fotos_by_doc) (works for Ultraviolet Magazine, based in southern California) Michael Haase (lead hair stylist for Wella and self proclaimed photog) Michael Smith London (@smithtownstudios) michael william paul* Michael Woodward* (DC area) Michalis Lavdiotis (Greece) Micheal Patrick Michel Nafziger* Michel Tileri Mike Matos* Mikkel Kristensen* Mohamed Hadid* @monsieurcoms* (Maxime Comtois) @montoya Nash Pitla* (@iamnashnyc) Nathaniel Dam Nathaniel Gerdes Neal Vincent Neo Tony Lee* @nelly.king Nelson Castillo Nicholas Cambata* Nicholas Von Thrower* (@flowersdaddy) Nick Jordan* (@nicovision_photography) Nick Ramirez* Nick Rivers Nick Sabatalo* Nick Walters* Niklas Højlund Nikomen Trunen (London) Nicola Ranaldi (Milan) Nolé Marin* @okayokaymag Olivier Zahm* Omar Marcos Ozzy Calderon Palle Hansen Panagiotis Parisis Parker Fitzgerald* Pat Blue (@patbluephoto) Patrick Hoelck Patrick Simon (Elite Paris) Patrick Xiong* Patrik Andersson* Paul John (@thepauljohn) Paul Liam R. Du Bois Paul Marciano* Paul Thatcher* Payam Emrani (LA) Pele Joez @perdo_rollerjr Pete Jones (@petejonesphotography) Peter Beard Peter Brown Peter Claussen (@peterclaussen) Peter Koval* Phil Struggle (@philstruggle) Phil Sullivan (@insightphil) Phillp Raheem Pink* (@pinkgkf) QK di Genaro Ramsey Spencer* Randall Slavin* Randy Basso* Rasmus Mogensen @rayscorruptedmind* Reda Rusty* Ren Lara Renie Saliba* Ricardo Seco (@secoricardo) @riccphoto Rich Clark (@Richclark_photo ) (changes user often because of people exposing him) Rich Lieberman Rich Meade* (Click ATL) @richphoto305 Rick Day* RN Productions (Seattle / California) Robbie Merritt (WA) Robert Voltaire* Roberto Irizarry (booker for Element Model Management, Atlanta) Rodney Ray* (@rrayimages) Ron Boyd* Ronald Stewart Rory DCS* Roudy Leonard* Rowan Hamilton Roy Schwalbach (owner of Jack Studios) Rupert Kaldor* Russel Wong Ryan Colby* (@c0lby) Ryan Kenny* Ryan Myers (Athens, GA) Sam Ijaz Samuel Ellett @scottbonniephoto* Scott Lipps* Scott Parker Hall Sean Alonso* (@1shotphoto) Sean Rosenthal Sean Watters * Sebastian Sauve Sergio Garcia Seth London* Seth Sabal* @shannonvision Shawn Arrington* Shawn Negri (BlackKat Photography)* @sheeshotme @shotbychris Simon Hadler Sinisha Necevic @sirneave* @slaygodnate Stefano Bidini Stephen Desantis Stephen LaMarche* Stephen Orso (NYC Promoter) Steven Badias* (NYC promoter) Steve Otte* (@stevenotte) Steve Shaw @strandmalibuproductions Suleyman Stella* Tanner Mennenga Taseda knight* Taylor Hendrich TERRY RICHARDSON*** (ASSHOLE) Tess Feuilhade @TFMgirls @thi_js Thom Perry tigre escobar Tim O’Keefe* Timur Emek* Tiziano Lugli* Todd Barrett Tom Ford Tommy Mendes Tom Ordoyno Tom Saint Clair* Tony Duran * Tracy Russel* (@jackrussel_photo2) Troy Hodnett Troy Young Tyrone Lavigne Wilbur* (Two Management LA) William Lords* Zach Venice* (@zachvenice) Zsombor Burany (@iamzsombor) Yannick Kranstauber* (@houseofy) (Alpha Model Managament) Yu Tsai* Yvan Rodic (@facehunter) Zsolt Krakter* *the names with asterisks have been sent to me 3+ times

[androgynousnachotheorist]

[androgynousnachotheorist]

[androgynousnachotheorist]

[androgynousnachotheorist]

Carmen Sandiego S01E03

[androgynousnachotheorist]

dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS

These horrific, sexist, racist paragraphs - screenshotted and shared for posterity by James Smythe, to whom we are all indebted - are the work of one Liam O’Flynn, a writer and English teacher. Evidently, they come from his book Writing With Stardust: the Ultimate Descriptive Guide for students, parents, teachers, and lovers of English, and are intended as examples of good writing.

UM.

Dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS SHIT. IT IS SUPER GROSS AND FETISHISTIC AND ALSO TERRIBLE WRITING. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. 

Like I just. “Her virility-brown eyes -” WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? How can you have an “Amazonian figure” ON a “wafer-thin body” when “figure” is a word that describe’s a body’s shape, and Amazonian means pretty much the DIRECT FUCKING OPPOSITE of “wafer-thin” in the first place?  What the shitting fuck does ANY of this mean, apart from “I am only nebulously familiar with the concept of women and completely at a loss if I can’t compare their various bodyparts to jewels, animals and footstuffs”?

STOP 

GO TO WRITING JAIL

GO DIRECTLY TO WRITING JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200

[androgynousnachotheorist]

[androgynousnachotheorist]

this is my favourite poem

[androgynousnachotheorist]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[androgynousnachotheorist]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[androgynousnachotheorist]

Depression and Anxiety is like radiation. There’s always a little bit of it in the background but not enough to kill you. Then once in a while you get a free trip to Chernobyl.

[androgynousnachotheorist]

[androgynousnachotheorist]

found batman forever on my front lawn

[androgynousnachotheorist]

A rather odd choice of music for the children train ride in Omsk.

[androgynousnachotheorist]

World’s Smallest Cat: Rusty Spotted Cat |  “He may look like a kitten, he’d still fit in the palm of your hand - but this little male is very nearly fully grown. [..] What he lacks in size… he makes up for in daring.”

[androgynousnachotheorist]

[androgynousnachotheorist]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now