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Woe hope I got that done

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They're gonna call it fagocytosis after I engulf and devour that man

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I'm what you may call a recreational psychologist. I ask people I barely know questions that are weirdly personal, then stroke my chin and learn about their relationship with their parents.

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i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

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"I'm gonna butcher the pronunciation. I'm going to murder the pronunciation. I'm gonna lock up the pronunciation in a cellar and slowly beat it to death."

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this just might be harry du bois

@shit-hdb-would-say

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CANNOT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

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How it feels too be fatter in winter and skinnier in summer 😭😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

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YOWZERS

Big day for weird little towns

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I don't wanna go into specifics,,, but does anyone else's pee smell like the food they eat? Are my kidneys working right?

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Star wars fans are wild, I just saw a super emotional and heartfelt edit of some orange guys I've never seen before, literally called *plo koon*. Urmm, excuse me sir, your name is sounds

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I genuinely believe I could beat Mike tyson in a sanctioned boxing match. I'm so frail that on the first punch my head would fly clean off, which is a major foul, meaning he lost the match.

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Am I dumb or is this the best science communication the Internet has ever seen?

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You know what? I'm gonna go waste time on my phone, but outside