andromedaesresolve
andromedaesresolve
SPRAWLING IDIOT EFFIGY
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Local cryptid bisexual man eats rocks, terrorizes locals. 19. Schizoid goblin.
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andromedaesresolve · 4 months ago
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Heh... your pants look awfully pissable, darling... would be a shame if somebody peed them (devilish smirk)
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andromedaesresolve · 4 months ago
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Vergil and his son
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andromedaesresolve · 4 months ago
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has someone done this yet
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andromedaesresolve · 5 months ago
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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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all's well here in the United States
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andromedaesresolve · 5 months ago
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I can’t stop thinking about the uhc shooter and what a wild experience he must be having right now. Idk how much you can look at the news or scroll the internet while on the run for murder, but man. Imagine. You spend who knows how long planning a brazen public assassination, cleanly pop a dude in the middle of one of the busiest downtowns in the world, bike away fueled by nothing but the thrill of vengeance and some Starbucks, and spark one of the largest manhunts in recent history. And when you finally go online to see what you’ve wrought, the entire world is laugh reacting NYT headlines and has collectively decided that you’re off the hook this time, king.
Then pictures of your face get released 24 hours later and everyone is like actually this guy did nothing wrong AND he’s hot.
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andromedaesresolve · 5 months ago
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we DO grow old and happy. btw.
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andromedaesresolve · 5 months ago
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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise
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they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
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andromedaesresolve · 5 months ago
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TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.
via ift.tt
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