andromedaisfree

[andromedaisfree]

fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

[andromedaisfree]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[andromedaisfree]

i love this website i just feel at home here you know

[andromedaisfree]

My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away

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[andromedaisfree]

life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

[andromedaisfree]

lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

[andromedaisfree]

i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.

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do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you

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[andromedaisfree]

love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy

[andromedaisfree]

Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

[andromedaisfree]

Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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