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BAKUGOU BARBARIAN-VERSE | MASTERLIST

tags/warnings: fantasy au, aged up characters, sfw, accidental marriage, part i is gender neutral but reader has fem pronouns in later parts

PART I (1.3K)

On a cold, windy night, barbarian Bakugou warms you up. Things get complicated from there.

PART II (1K)

Your traveling party visits a village where you accidentally trigger an ancient marriage custom. Now, aspiring suitors will fight for the promise of your hand in marriage, and you're not liking how many unknown villagers seem interested. You're just hoping you can figure out a way to sneak out of the village before the tournament wraps up—except, wait, why is Bakugou striding into the ring...?

PART III (0.5K)

You learn something unexpected about your barbarian sort-of husband.

PART IV (coming soon!)

Bakugou learns something unexpected about you, and quickly becomes far too smug about it.

PART V (coming soon!)

After all these months, you wonder what Bakugou's true feelings for you are and whether your marriage is legitimate in the custom of his people. You try to find out what his plans are for the conclusion of your adventure. A small gesture from Bakugou clarifies his feelings.

drabbles will be posted under the tag #bakugou barbarian verse

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fish fear me and i believe this specific fish should fear me the most because i will turn him into sashimi and sell his jewelry

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save a cow ride a boy or what um save a uh ride a horse no its save a uhh guys who we saving

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can cucumbers stop having listeria i am trying to have a summer here

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something supremely sexy about the idea that the first time caleb slots himself between your thighs during a make out, it feels like the simultaneous fulfillment of every fantasy he's ever had and he has to immediately wrench himself away again to stop himself from cumming in his pants

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a man who looks like a pretty princess but will put you through the mattress

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my neighbor came back from the middle east this weekend and brought me the famous dubai chocolate and i am very upset to report it lives up to the hype

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andy!!!!! do you take movie recommendations? may i suggest,,,,,,,, kpop demon hunters on netflix? it's exactly what the title says it is, and i fear the main guy is exactly your type (ive heard people say he looks like one of the guys from lads soooooo 👀). the songs are all bangers too imo ehe and the plot sure was plotting!

Omg I watched it this weekend on Mermie's recommendation actually and I loved it!! (You totally clocked my taste lmaoooo, he looks like he was templated off of Boy with Luv era Jungkook and that's sooo my type lol)

I thought it was so sweet and heartfelt, and I'm echoing what Mermie has already said before but it felt like such a breath of fresh air to watch something people clearly made with such love. I have also definitely been singing all the songs to my dog since watching (my little soda pup!)

10/10 recommendation, thank you!!!!!!!!!

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it's feeling like a little treat on the way into work kind of a day

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rafayel's pretty artist fingers.... yeah......

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i am experimenting with growing tomatoes in my kitchen window this year because i get insanely strong southern light and i wanted to see if it's enough to get them to grow indoors. and my plant has sooo many little flowers on it rn; i don't want to jinx it but things are looking so promising!! 🍅

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siren rafayel and pirate reader. rafayel follows your ship, planning on taking a meal, but takes an altogether different sort of liking to you instead. he tries to sing you off your ship and into the depths with him, but you're too crafty and you've kept your crew prepared; wax for your ears and predetermined hand signals to get you safely through the passage where he resides.

but rafayel is determined to get what he wants. he sings down a storm in the dark of night, rain lashing your ship in slashing torrents too thick to see through. and the moment you remove the wax from your ears, calling to your crewmates over the howling wind, scrabbling to keep the ship afloat—rafayel knows he has you.

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rafayel going "how could i even be a threat" when he's legitimately the scariest lads guy lmao the audacity

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i know there’s more than this out there but it really is incredible that people will look at a fictional character someone else wrote and collectively say “I will write you a hundred happy endings.”

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Rkgk:3

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