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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

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First week of school really kicking my ass sorry for the delay, over the weekend I'm gonna make my queue WAYYYYY slower and then do a shit-ton of drafts and replies and starters.

Also while I'm here; Is there anyone in the PJO fandom? For science reasons, of course, nothing to do with me finishing The Sun and The Star today and wanting to rp as several characters about it

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May piss off a lot of people but the scenes with Aziraphale and Crowley just being cute together are infinitely gayer than any gay sex scene that has been written by The Straights

(Yes I know Neil Gaiman is straight, but cmon his name's literally Gay Man. He may not be one of us in body but he's one of us in spirit.)

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//open rp - Muriel//

"Do forgive me, but I'm not a therapist."

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Vibing with summer homework. Wanting to die. Not even having my hot girl summer.

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I AM A CHILD OF DIVORCE

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//open rp - Gwen Stacy//

"Bonk."

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//open rp - Alice Parker//

"...I told you just yesterday not to commit any crimes. You couldn't go one fucking day without robbing a fucking bank! Literally, it's only been, like, sixteen hours! What were you doing in that time, planning the robbery?"

She sighed and turned around, "I can't even--"

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In light of gaining some new followers who have an 18+ rule I'm just gonna put this here

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//open to any version of Peter Parker that isn't from TASM - MJ Watson//

"So...You said you know another MJ?"

MJ gave an awkward smile, trying to figure out what the actual fuck was going on. Dating Peter is amazing, but in times like these, where he runs into MJ's apartment with another version of himself in tow and leaves that variant for MJ to babysit before swinging away? It makes MJ a little peeved that he also happens to be dating Spider-Man.

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"Oh!" Muriel straightened themself up, trying their darndest to look like a proper police officer, "I came to inspect, sir. Just like any Inspector-Constable! But your door was locked, so...."

They looked over at the door, where the glass was broken from them punching it to get to the handle on the other side, "...I used my police officer brains to find a way in! If you'd like constellations for your human window, please call to the human front desk of my totally human police station!"

"Good Heavens, how did you get in here? We're closed."

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//open rp - Norman Osborn//

Norman looked up, eyes narrowing slightly as the world felt like it was closing in on him. It didn't look like anything was up, but his spider-induced third eye didn't care about stuff like that.

"Something's wrong..."

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Almost done with watching Good Omens 2 and I have my muse back sooooooo

Comment a muse for a starter with Muriel!!! :DDDDD

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Almost done with watching Good Omens 2 and I have my muse back sooooooo

Comment a muse for a starter with Muriel!!! :DDDDD

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I'm back home from a vacation so now I'll be actually getting stuff done on here stay tuned

But also I'll probably clear out most if not all my drafts cuz I got 12 of those bad boys and I have writers block on all of them

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a very serious promo for a very serious blog

carrd

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Thinking about how not only is my Norman an outcast in his universe, but he's also an outcast among his variants, and he's probably an outcast of the spider society as well. I accidentally created the most isolated muse of all time.