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underrated character trope is the bully side character that somehow gets absorbed into the main characters friend group. especially if they still spend plenty of time mocking the main characters but nobody really gives a shit about it. like yeah thats gumbo he gives us wedgies on tuesdays and laughs at my every misfortune. of course we're inviting him over for dinner why wouldnt we.

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pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved

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i'm bad with money and i have anger issues would you like to be eternal lovers

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Worst pain

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ik it's probably due to bad writing but I love the fact that iruka never acknowledges the fact that he knows kakashi. everytimes he's brought up he's like oh that jonin? never seen him. they're all the same to me. I guess he teaches my son now.

meanwhile kakashi is begging iruka to be his friend. iruka sensei we are coparents, we go out to eat regularly. we went on a mission together! you know me iruka sensei!!! and iruka sensei ignores him

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New chapter of The Blood That Binds and Blinds Us (20)

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Side note, but as I was scrolling through the songs on Itachi's playlist I realized like half of the songs on it were added as a joke

I'm sorry I accidently deleted the ask, because i'm an idiot and have never tried to post links on tumblr and deleted the draft, but someone asked for the Spotify playlists I meantioned in my last post

Be aware that some of the songs on Shizuma's playlist is meant in a how other people view him rather than from his perspective (Specifically Buntan or Kagura, who I haven't had time to make playlists for yet)

I want to let you all know that some of these songs were added as jokes between my friends and I so they may not make much sense without context. You also may notice how I have frankly horrible taste in music, I'm sorry for the annoying songs I added.

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I'm sorry I accidently deleted the ask, because i'm an idiot and have never tried to post links on tumblr and deleted the draft, but someone asked for the Spotify playlists I meantioned in my last post

A few of the songs on this playlist were put as an inside joke with a friend so sorry if they seem weird for Kisame

Be aware that some of the songs on Shizuma's playlist is meant in a how other people view him rather than from his perspective (Specifically Buntan or Kagura, who I haven't had time to make playlists for yet)

I want to let you all know that some of these songs were added as jokes between my friends and I so they may not make much sense without context. You also may notice how I have frankly horrible taste in music, I'm sorry for the annoying songs I added.

Also some of these songs were added after seeing @shizuma-is-my-pet-fish 's playlists so that credit goes to them obviously

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You know you're really obsessed with the fictional characters when you can't listen to a single song without being reminded of them

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i'm having the exact same issue right now, like it's so annoying, it looks like it would be easy to draw, but it's so challenging

me and my eternal battle with drawing kisame's hair istg

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New chapter of The Blood That Binds and Blinds Us

It's Wondering O'Clock

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I just got a new sketchbook!

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...Shizuma was for sure one of those "They don't even let you hit disipline the kids anymore! Because of woke!" Teachers.

Specficially in regards to the wooden swords we see them using in Boruto.

Mans for sure was rolling his eyes every time his students were 'whining' about the bruises the wood swords leave. Ready to go on a long winded lecture about how back in HIS day they used REAL swords made of METAL like REAL shinobi.

All at age 14.

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This is probably the only thing I completed

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Kisame POV oneshot for The Blood That Binds and Blinds Us; Set after Itachi and he part from Shizuma in chapter 18.

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I'm waitress, often families come by, especially with small children. I imagine Kisame and Itachi with mini Shizuma in a modern Au, just living their life the best they can.

Once it happened that I was serving our specialty to this family, our specialty is a type of icecream. This mom asked me to bring two spoons for her and her daughter (who was one year old🥺🩷🩷). When I bring it, this beautiful little princess looked at me with SPARKLES in her eyes. She LOVES sweets.

So yeah, I imagine this scene but with Itachi and baby Shizuma, both sweets lovers.

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He doesn't have a canon birthday, which means we can just make it up.

hey Shizuma enjoyers, I'm trying to check something. Does this gremlin have a canon birthday or are we free to do whatever we like there?

The wiki doesn't have one listed but I'll trust the wiki by itself probably never