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andyxcds · 11 days
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clear communication is the most attractive thing ever
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andyxcds · 11 days
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I've been tearing around in my fucking nightgown Writing in blood on your walls 'Cause the ink in my pen don't look good in my pad But hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have
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andyxcds · 11 days
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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain
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andyxcds · 11 days
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Just curious...
as ever, reblog for sample size :)
(the freaking lenny face is unintentional sorry just ignore that)
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andyxcds · 21 days
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i love you, theres a white man waiting for you to talk to him about flannels. try keeping the buttons closed, that might have better implications
chat, would you still love me if i told you im the mullet + moustache combo gay? 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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andyxcds · 21 days
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can you tell i have no idea what I'm doing because i have no idea what I'm doing???
I've picked a side. its
chat, would you still love me if i told you im the mullet + moustache combo gay? 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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andyxcds · 21 days
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don't say ur a born n bred texan man
chat, would you still love me if i told you im the mullet + moustache combo gay? 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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andyxcds · 21 days
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bisexual women are all women love, some just don't act on it or even know it. besides i like my men with a lil flannel shirt 😈😈
chat, would you still love me if i told you im the mullet + moustache combo gay? 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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andyxcds · 21 days
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TRY HARDER. WISH UPON A STAR. or get a hair transplant if you got dough
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@circebutbetter @andyxcds
i literally have no normal photos of myself but uh face reveal.
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andyxcds · 21 days
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NO THEY'RE NOT. flannels are the straightest thing a man can wear over a white t-shirt
chat, would you still love me if i told you im the mullet + moustache combo gay? 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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andyxcds · 21 days
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why do we keep changing stereotypes???????????? return to what you were once (a non flannel wearing man)
chat, would you still love me if i told you im the mullet + moustache combo gay? 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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andyxcds · 21 days
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get on that castor oil or whatever men use to grow their pubes!!
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@circebutbetter @andyxcds
i literally have no normal photos of myself but uh face reveal.
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andyxcds · 21 days
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after quidditch practice
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andyxcds · 21 days
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moustache....???????????????????¿
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@circebutbetter @andyxcds
i literally have no normal photos of myself but uh face reveal.
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andyxcds · 21 days
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its okay baby, some people prefer losers with polos, but uh flannels??? are you a white man living in texas while his wife works on the ranch stable day and night???
chat, would you still love me if i told you im the mullet + moustache combo gay? 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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andyxcds · 21 days
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Sirius is never beating the gay or European allegations
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andyxcds · 21 days
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Past and present 💔
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