anemeraldcorvid

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2021.2.1

The demon lord’s vessel

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I have exactly one white cis guy friend and he’s generally the coolest, nicest dude on the planet, but he keeps trying to convince us (my friend group’s gc) that milk with barbecue sauce mixed in isn’t disgusting. He calls it “barbecue milk” and insists that it’s delicious

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If he's your man then why is he MY thematic parallel

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he would've finished the sentence in the spanish dub

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Fluffy cows 🥺

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fuck your gifvs and fuck your webps these are not real file formats they were made in a lab to piss me off

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Scarlemagne is the worst but he's also so extra and funny

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paddington could hypothetically kill you, but is too polite to do so deliberately

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if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

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anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

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More fantasy girls ✨

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reblog and write in the tags what colors have you dyed your hair and what color it is naturally

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i know he's killed people okay but listen. he has multiple piercings.

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hey, @bunjywunjy - this might be your jam (and any other dinosaur enthusiasts, it’s a heck of a read)

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