Logan: I'm trash.
Oscar: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Logan:
Logan: You smooth motherfucker.
Logan: And yes it does.
Max: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.
Oscar: I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and Logan held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and Logan said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
Alex: How is, slash, was everyone's week in China so far? What have you been up to? What's been the general vibes of China? Have you guys just been in the hotel room the whole time?
Logan: Well.. we arrived on the same flight.
Oscar: Yeah, we were on the same flight.
Alex: Did you travel together? Sleep together? [Looks at camera.]
Oscar: We were in the same row, actually…
Alex: Were you?
"Now, Logan's backing me up so--"
"I know, I know. I've chosen the wrong, the wrong-- These two are a tag team. They've got themselves fully up each other's, um, whatever you want to call it."
Oscar: Hang on, I've got a-- off topic. When do you reckon Cars came out?
Logan: 2000.
Alex: No. 2000..... 11.
Logan: No way.
Oscar: 2006. I was five when that movie came out. Ridiculous. 18 years ago.
Logan: Lightning McQueen slapped.
Oscar: He did. I even had the video game Cars. I had everything.
Alex: Did you guys have a crush on the-- on Sally?
Oscar: Who?
Logan: On what?
Alex: [Stammering] On the girl. On the blue Porsche.
Logan: That would be you.
Alex: No, it's not me. No, no no. I just-- I just wanted just to, just to see. Cause you were so young--
Logan: Yeah, but you love a blue Porsche.
Alex: I do.
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