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If I Go, I’m Goin by Gregory Alan Isakov

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I am a child of divorce

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canes game day btw

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omg tysm you are a blessing

The rookie housewife story

I know this has been on Tumblr before but never find it when I try. Here’s the link to the story where Teuvo calls Sebastian Aho his housewife. The word is lifted to the headline (like any click hungry journalist would!) (Ilta-Sanomat, in Finnish, October 11, 2016)

My translation of the first part of the article:

“The hierarchy is clear off the ice. Teuvo Teräväinen is the master of the new rented apartment and Sebastian Aho is his humble roommate.

The age difference between the new Finnish duo of the Carolina Hurricanes is only three years but rookies stay in their place in the NHL outside the rink.

“Sepe stays in my apartment for a while at least in the beginning and works as my housewife. He gets to do the dishes and clean,” Teuvo chuckles.

Sebastian, who starts his first season in the NHL, is fine with the roles. Teräväinen has his stanley cup ring, Aho has yet done nothing on the NHL ice.

“Certain things fall certain way for a young player. It’s fine. That’s how it should be. One day I won’t be the youngest of the team anymore,” Aho says.

“I do the chores as a thank you for getting to stay with Teukka. It’s nicer than staying in a hotel.”

(If this reads like bad fanfiction don’t blame me. Sami Hoffrén wrote it. He is a professional journalist and long time NHL correspondent)

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Can someone tell these two I simply cannot do this today🤠

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hello canes fans i require assistance.

there's this one finnish article from 2017 (i think) where turbo calls fishy his little housewife. i think the general article is about how fishy is adjusting to carolina and something about him staying with turbo. can't fully recall it but yes if anyone has the link pls pls send it to me thank u v much

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absolutely check this out!! @earl-grey-teacake is so so talented and writes logan in the best way possible <3

Would You Love Me if I was a Dog-CHAPTER 1

it's here!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

Special thanks to @anepiphany for beta reading this for me!!! 😍😍😍

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richard siken, war of the foxes

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things about logan in F1 that i have never gotten over (but i started watching after japan)

australia (alex wanting to score points in repayment for logan but barely missing out 😞)

him getting p10 in the miami sprint

him dnf’ing in miami (quite literally devastated)

miami in general actually

silverstone (he was 9s from yuki 😭)

zandvoort

him laughing with elias and taking a picture with a fan after he crashed

him looking miserable after each race

the one loscar lacy edit

sargebon because you could see they became closer

LAP OF LEGENDS (everyone pls go watch it) that was like my first f1 post

team torque and sargebon’s spin the wheel thing (personally think they sargebon the hardest there, shout out to the one blog that analyzed them (i couldn’t find the blog anymore😞))

his general americanness that definitely bugged people

him getting that one DHL fastest lap thing for the tires and people hating on him because he had a fresh set of soft tires (i think it was fresh) compared to the others

also him accidentally grabbing Lance’s towel because they have a similar logo (something about all the L drivers having a similar logo is funny to me)

him in general, I miss him

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I shall provide art, like a 18th century’s men shall provide for his family

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"f1 secrets" will Max ever beat the allegations or.

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In light of their recent criminal activity

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everyone and their mom pitting for the fastest lap to take it away from lando no one in that house wants lando to win that championship im crying

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Charles mispronounced one word when he was about ten years old and is haunted by it forever. Meanwhile George uses each race weekend as a chance to coin four more ridiculous phrases he'll launch at 200mph onto an audience of millions and still his skin is clear, his hair is glossy, he's loving life

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OH MY GOD LEWIS ????????

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CHARLES LECLERC THE MAN THAT YOU ARE