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Did You Know: According to the Silent Priest, by binding the Khajiit to the Lunar Lattice, Azurah broke the chains of fate from the Khajiit? This grants Khajiit the ability to shape their future.

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WIP of my Bosmer Nerevarine - Einthiel her faithful pack guar Corky and a little scrib

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NEMONA WANTS TO BATTLE !!!

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time for my monthly mp3 player propaganda post!

yall. don't fucking stream music off of youtube or spotify. they pay their creators shit. the most generous estimate i could find was artists being paid $1 for every 200 streams (0.5¢ per stream), and unless you're listening to songs on an album thousands times in total, it helps tremendously more to just. buy their albums or subscribe to a patreon-like service for them

mp3 players are laughably inexpensive (you can get a decent one with bluetooth for like $40-50 and you can get away with even less if you forego some features), many of them are drag-and-drop, no ads, decent enough sound quality for the average person, unlimited skips, track selection, regular play and shuffle, playlists, being able to shut off your screen, and more importantly, ALL OF THIS IS AVAILABLE WITHOUT A SUBSCRIPTION. i've always been an avid hater of subscription models. there are some things where it's understandable, but you shouldn't lose access to basic QOL features just because you can't or won't fork over $10-15 a month.

"b-b-but $50 is so expensive!" WRONG. $50 (which is more than i've EVER spend on a single mp3 player) is the equivalent to 5 months on spotify premium without discounts. if you can afford that, it's worth investing into a device that can last you literal years if you get a good one and take good care of it

"but i don't wanna carry around another device!" fair enough, but these things are small enough to fit in tiny pockets (mine fits snugly in the watch pocket of my jeans) and are typically light enough to not be burdensome. if you can carry around your phone, you can carry around an mp3 player

"what if people think i'm weird for having outdated technology" let them. it's worth it in my opinion if it means i get to listen to music ad-free. the most I've ever gotten was "wooooah bro's got the dinosaur tech" and i just thought that was funny personally

"but what if the artist collapses without a constant stream of money!!! i'm not supporting the artist!!!!!" companies try to pay as little as they can get away with to artists. most of that money goes to the CEO and other higher-ups.

"but piracy is bad!" Piracy is a Crime. However, downloading youtube videos/audio for your own PERSONAL, NON-COMMERCIAL USE and NOT REDISTRIBUTING THEM is legal (generally, in the US, check your laws, i am not a lawyer, not legal advice, blah blah blah). besides, i never said you had to pirate your music. in fact, i encourage you to buy the albums of and support your favourite artists in other ways. some artists might even provide links for people to download their songs for free in high quality anyway

not gonna link products just in case someone thinks i'm a shill. but literally just look up "mp3 player" on your search engine or shopping site of choice and find something that doesn't look like it'll fall apart if you breathe on it too hard

seriously guys. if you listen to music more than like a few hours a week, and you don't get all of your music from livestreams or radios (although mine can connect to AM/FM radio), consider investing in an mp3 player. i tried out using one regularly in fall of 2021, and I haven't looked back. don't let companies drain subscription money from you

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my reading addon is waiting approval for firefox and chrome im so nervous. please approve my addon i think it could help at least one other person as much as it's helped me...

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AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 3

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ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

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seal trans girl named Crystal

(SHE/HER) 🏳️‍⚧️🦭

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many drivers do not want to hear this but it is actually never reasonable to get mad at someone for driving the speed limit. laws dont decide what is moral or what is safe but nobody on the road will ever be Obligated to break the law for your convenience and being pissed off at someone for what you consider to be the unforgivable crime of Not Speeding is an insane stance to have regardless of pretty much any possible context

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4e 98 - 4e 100 Void Nights How much you can do when all of a sudden the moons dissapear from the sky? Well, it's not like Martin could do anything anyway anymore.

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fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition

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Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"

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ponytail + backless dress 💃

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Kitty wants to be a rabbit

(via)

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five essential juggling patterns anyone should know

#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name

#4: the stretch

#3: zzwzs

#2: the pole

and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)

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camelot dashboard simulator

👑 kingofengland

questing literally sucks. i miss my wife

🛡️lance.du.lac

me too :(

👑 kingofengland

??????

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🔑seneschal-kay

PLEASE stop signing up for tournaments under fake names. im so serious. if we get any more of these we are literally going to call off the games this upcoming whitsuntide. and this includes lancelot. there are no exceptions. i will throw you out if you give me a fake name. i don’t care who your dad is. i will kill you

🕶️fair.unknown

hi

🔑seneschal-kay

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

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🧪 tristan-from-cornwall

lancelot i know this is you

#your obsession with me is getting embarrassing #also she is literally also named iseult so i dont see what the problem is

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🧥la-cote-male-taile

wait guys im actually really confused about sir mordred lmao. is he arthur’s nephew or his son

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿queen.morgause.70

tbh not sure you’re going to love the answer to this one

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🛡️lance.du.lac

hey guys! just an update since i know i’ve been gone for a while! i’ve just been taking some time to myself just to relax in the woods and i feel a lot better now. i’m done being insane and on my way back to camelot :)

🛡️lance.du.lac

insane again

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🧚‍♀️morgan-le-fae

#tbh cape that sets people on fire is a favorite of mine #but also the gwencelot stuff is pissing me off #especially because lancelot keeps vagueblogging about it #as if everyone doesnt know what’s going on

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💅mrs-bisclavret

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#personal #my husband has been missing for like 2 days and i think he is cheating on me #i havent really wanted to come to terms with this because it just sucks but i dont really know what other explanation there could be #:(

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🏹werewolftracker

spotted on west grounds of camelot castle 03:47 4/26/1066

(submitted by @ bedivere77)

👑kingofengland

anyone want to go hunt this with me??

#have been having kind of a rough week but maybe hunting will lift my spirits #also a package just arrived for me so thats exciting!!!!

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❤️queen.guinevere

just so you guys all know, there is someone sending people random anons pretending to be me but it’s not me who sent it!! so if you get anything weird that seems like it's from me in the next few days it's probably not. sorry and i hope this gets figured out soon!!

💔false.guinevere

>:)

❤️queen.guinevere

wtf

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🪓oldest.orkney.gawain

does anyone else think beaumains or whatever his name is looks super familiar

🛡️lance.du.lac

dude i think he's your brother

🪓oldest.orkney.gawain

ohhhh yeah that would actually make so much sense. on an unrelated note does anyone think fair unknown looks super familiar

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🎭dinadan-the-knight

courtly love is actually such a joke. the queen does not care about you lmfao. get a life

👑kingofengland

:(

🎭dinadan-the-knight

i am so sorry my lord this post was not about you

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🗡️per.ce.val

on the grail quest and i think galahad just died???

🐗sir-bors

on the bright side we did find the grail!

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