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Make a Terrible Comic Day comic

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its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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my update art fight ref set.... sooo needlessly overcomplicated

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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my things

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my update art fight ref set.... sooo needlessly overcomplicated

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[ID: a drawing of three seated versions of the same character, Lucia. The middle is the original version. She's an air genasi with light blue skin and short floaty white hair. One of her eyes is blue, the other is yellow. She wears royal attire and holds a book. A halo frames the back of her head and her long cape hangs down. To the left is a version labeled Shadowfell. She looks similar, but her hair is longer and braided, and she has a scar on her cheek. She wears golden armor and has large spectral gold wings spread out behind her. To the right is a version labeled Lancer. She has tan skin instead of blue, and longer hair. She wears a yellow shirt and teal pants, sitting with one knee pulled towards her chest. A marigold frames her head, and an arrow is drawn behind her, passing through her chest. There's a frame around the edges with forget me nots, a marigold, a sword, and a bow in each corner. Follow up images are closeups of each.]

Making artfight refs... meet lucia, who i keep putting in the torment nexus (additional aus)

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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away

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your brother is basically a classic person to kill

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your brother is basically a classic person to kill

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your brother is basically a classic person to kill

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your brother is basically a classic person to kill