anevbedo

[anevbedo]

my life could be one million times better if i didn’t have physical side effects for every emotion ever

[anevbedo]

I love your writing, it's really tasty! Here's a fun idea for Genshin characters! (Maybe Diluc, Wriothesely, Albedo?) The reader doesn't speak the same language as them (maybe they've been isekakai'd and the world logic is unruly) and is sorta been following them around for a bit as a companion, helping them with stuff or whatever

But the two are slowly falling in love because actions speak louder than words, right? Maybe reader one-day is trying hard to learn some phrases and unwittingly says 'i I love you'

Lost in Translation

Tags: Diluc x Reader, Wriosthesley x Reader, Albedo x Reader, Fluff, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Language Barrier, Miscommunication, Isekai’d!Reader, Acts of Service as Love Language, Established Trust, Soft Romance.

Warnings: Mild Emotional Tension, Accidental Confession, Subtle Romantic Gestures (Hand-holding, Forehead Taps, Lingering Touches), Some Ambiguous Intentions, Reader May Feel Confused Due to Language Barrier.

You had been following Diluc around for some time now, helping him at Dawn Winery however you could. Though the two of you didn’t share a common language, you found other ways to communicate—gestures, expressions, and sometimes even just handing him things when he needed them before he could ask.

At first, he was distant, but over time, his gaze softened whenever he looked at you. The way you diligently followed him, helping in small ways—bringing him a towel after he trained, setting a warm drink beside him when he worked late—he couldn’t help but grow fond of you.

One evening, after a long day, you sat across from him in the winery. You had been practicing Mondstadtian phrases for a while, determined to communicate with him better.

Diluc raised an eyebrow when you took a deep breath and spoke, a bit hesitantly, “I… love you.”

His fingers stilled against the wine glass he was holding, eyes widening slightly.

You, unaware of the impact of your words, beamed at him, proud of yourself. “Did… I say it right?”

Diluc exhaled, setting his glass down carefully before leaning toward you. His voice was lower than usual, tinged with something you couldn’t quite name.

“Yes,” he murmured, gaze never leaving yours. “You said it perfectly.”

And when his hand reached across the table to brush against yours, his warmth lingered long after.

Life in the Fortress of Meropide was strange, but Wriothesley had taken you under his wing, in a way. Even though you didn’t speak the same language, you proved useful—helping out with tasks around the office, bringing him tea when he looked exhausted, even stepping in to stop him from overworking himself.

At first, he thought it was amusing. You’d try to communicate with him, waving your hands around and making exaggerated expressions. Over time, though, he found himself relying on your presence more than he expected.

One day, you sat in front of him, face scrunched up in concentration as you held a small notebook. You had been trying to learn his language, and he found it adorable.

With a determined nod, you looked up at him and, in a carefully practiced tone, said, “I love you.”

Wriothesley froze. The usual easygoing expression slipped from his face, replaced by something unreadable.

You tilted your head, confused by his reaction. Had you said it wrong?

A low chuckle rumbled from his chest as he leaned forward, resting his elbows on the desk. “Do you know what you just said?”

You blinked. “Did… I say it wrong?”

He smirked, reaching out to tap your forehead gently with two fingers. “No. You said it just right.”

Your confusion deepened until he took your hand in his, thumb brushing against your knuckles. “I should warn you, though—saying things like that might make someone fall for you.”

You still weren’t entirely sure what he meant, but the way his fingers lingered on yours made your heart race all the same.

Albedo was fascinated by you. The fact that you came from another world, spoke a language he didn’t understand, and yet somehow managed to communicate with him so effortlessly—it intrigued him.

You spent your days in Dragonspine, assisting him in small ways—handing him vials before he even reached for them, sketching alongside him, warming his fingers with your own when they grew too cold.

Though words failed you, actions never did.

One day, he caught you in his research tent, scribbling furiously in your notebook. When you noticed him, you perked up, cleared your throat, and in slow, careful pronunciation, said, “I love you.”

Albedo’s eyes widened just slightly, his usual composed demeanor faltering for the briefest moment. He set his quill down, stepping closer to you.

“Do you understand what you just said?” he asked, voice impossibly soft.

You hesitated. Had you messed up?

Seeing your uncertainty, Albedo smiled—gently, fondly. He reached out, tracing a gloved finger along your wrist before taking your hand in his.

“In my language,” he murmured, “that phrase means something very important.”

Your heart pounded as he brought your hand to his lips, pressing the lightest of kisses against your knuckles.

“And if you truly meant it,” he continued, meeting your eyes, “then allow me to say it in return—I love you, too.”

[anevbedo]

Needy.

Currently imagining fucking our needy boys. Poor babies would rut sooo deep inside of you, snuggling their head deeper into your neck whining 'bout how good your pussy takes him in. Moans and intoxicated whines bouncing off the walls while you're scratching your nails on his back, eyes rolling to the back of your head. Fucking so deep it practically pains him to pull out at this point. Furiously rubbing your cute little puffy clit while biting down your neck. Breeding you full of his seed, not stopping until the only name rolling off your tongue is his.

-Megumi, Satoru, Suguru, Toge, Yuuta, Choso, Cyno, Albedo, Kazuha, Diluc, Dan Heng, Blade, Dr. Ratio, Phoenix, Yoru + your favs!

[anevbedo]

Do you think albedo is a “As long as it’s nutritious it’s tasty to me” or a “Ok I need this to actually taste good” type of person when eating

We know THAT infamous voice line but he seasons the spiders at least…?

And what would you cook for him ( ´ ▽ ` )

✧. ┊ Hiii (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠). Good question! I think he’d be the both one...? But mostly the second one. I just can’t imagine Albedo eating anything that’s not nutritious, but because he's always guided by logic, he probably knows the best way to eat well is to make things taste good too (╹▽╹). I can especially see him using that logic on Klee to get her to eat veggies—don’t ask me why lmao.

That line though... Albedo, darling, I hope you at least put salt on that freaking spider you ate ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ.

Anyway, I’d totally make him obentos! Since he’s always on the move, I think it’d be cute to show up at his office with a homemade lunch and dessert. He doesn’t eat much, but still—you get what I mean (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠).

[anevbedo]

Shoutout to selfshippers who use self-inserts that "don't make sense" with their F/O's source material.

They can be a super powerful warrior with a tragic backstory and they have 30 different magic abilities, but you're shipping them with an accountant from a slice of life TV show.

Or maybe it's the other way around. Perhaps your F/O is the super powerful warrior from a high fantasy action video game series, but the self-insert you use is just You. Literally just you.

Maybe you're the type to find any excuse to make your character nonhuman in a series that has mostly/only human characters, or maybe it's the other way around.

Maybe you'll even use a single self-insert for all of your selfships and they can canonically hop dimensions so they're dating all of your F/Os at once.

Regardless, it's YOUR self-indulgence and YOU get to decide how to portray yourself.

[anevbedo]

its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

[anevbedo]

illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

[anevbedo]

people on twitter complaining about albedo looking too girly.. give her another estrogen shot

[anevbedo]

[anevbedo]

watching alice get into the hands of mainstream genshin discussion feels like a ticking time bomb. solely bc of the fact we All know what she’s like, while most of them dont, alongside the knowledge that it’s gonna take within a week of her first in game appearance for people to either lobotomize her or burn her at the stake for being deranged

[anevbedo]

"i hate nonsharers who are mentally ill/have delusional attachments to their f/os!"

hey honey you know mentally ill people are real right? that we don't just exist for your shitty takes? you know that right? right?

[anevbedo]

jarvis

show me this guy's 2020 shifting script

[anevbedo]

(don’t come for me, it’s a joke)

Shiftok about Shiftblr: “shiftblr is literally the nicest community ever :) everyone there is sooo intelligent and it’s a great place to learn! <3 love them sm!!”

Shiftblr about Shiftok: “GET. THE FUCK. AWAY FROM MEASDFJFKDJSK” *chainsaw revving*

Reddit about everyone: “TikTok and Tumblr are unrealistic echo chambers for clout-chasing children. Anyway, here’s my 47-paragraph essay on how you must enter gamma-theta hypnagogic REM flux states while aligning your astral vibration node before 3:33am or you’ll collapse your wave function incorrectly—”

Amino minding its business:

✧𓆩♡𓆪༻⚝༺𝕤𝕙𝕚���𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖༺⚝༻𓆩♡𓆪✧」

Shiftwt: me shifting tonight to peg my s/o *insert reaction video*

Those weird 2000s quantum jumping blogs you find once in a blue moon: “Breathe. you are the spiral. you are the path. let your mind open like a gate to the void.”

Quantum Jumping community: “last night I saw an orange glitch out of existence in front of me and the FBI has been parked outside my house since.”

Any lucid dreaming forum: “shifting is fake y’all are just lucid dreaming. Anyway, I lucid dreamed last night for 11 days straight, had a family, felt pain, bled out, died, and it felt exactly like real life. But it was just a dream though lol.”

[anevbedo]

Very painful to genuinely like something and be accused of shallowly hopping on a trend. I'll fucking kill you

[anevbedo]

day 1 no meowing

[anevbedo]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[anevbedo]

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)