self-proclaimed writer (liar). self-proclaimed Funny Guy (arrogant). probably annoying (self-deprecating). basically peter pan.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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guys馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 I NEVER ANIMATED LIKE FULL THING AND OHMYGOD IM SOOO PROUD OF THIS
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*in a foxes group chat*
Neil: lol im dying send help
Matt: oof same
Aaron: me af
Dan: rip, what's up man?
Andrew: Good.
Neil: no like im legit dying
Neil: some guy stabbed me in a mcdonald's parking lol
Neil: the lol is habit
Neil: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*
SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...
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For those not in the know (because most people aren't) cremated bones don't actually look like ashes; crematoriums just grind up the bones into powder. Cremated remains that don't go through that process still tend to look like bone, and some of the smaller elements can remain whole (teeth, fingers etc). Now imagine what it must have been like for Neil digging his mum's bones out of the car...
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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[photo of the character]
i love my this. the charactr
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charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.
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DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER
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[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong
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character i love youso badly.
^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)
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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I鈥檓 gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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wheelchair accessibility I never see talked about
table height
aisle width
center vs side poles for tables
spots to sit in rooms/adutioriums/etc. that aren't blocking aisles
sink height and sink cabinets
toilet height
cash register height
the height of just so much, I could go on
benches/trash cans/scooters/bikes & bike racks/restaurant patios/etc. taking up sidewalk space
light poles placed in the center of the sidewalk
tilted sidewalks
lack of cross walks (jaywalking is not an option for me!)
overgrown brush over sidewalks
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Has anyone figured out what鈥檚 so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
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ok but like. there are two different types of privilege. there's type a "everybody should have this, but some people don't" and type b "nobody should have this, but some people do"
there's having parents who can pay for your application to any college, and then there's having parents who can bribe your way into any college. there's owning your own home, and then there's owning 50 houses and getting rich off hoarding a vital resource. there's not fearing for your life whenever cops are around, and then there's being the cop and being allowed to murder anyone at any time.
idk i just feel like that's an important distinction to make.
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