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”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we
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bashes my head against the wall. im gonna have to rewrite the parts of grey matter ive already written down to acomodate plot hole fixes
#our t#uuuuuuuugh#grey matter tag#it does NOT help that our partner keeps shooting us in the insecurity about our writing#i love them but they're insanely autistic abt narrative and get really fucking intellectually arrogant about their skills vs other ppls#using their words not ours. like okay sweetie u admitted that now pleaaaasseee work on it pleeeeaaaaaaaaase#we struggle w/ writing and also are working around various intellectual disabilities so.#we love writing but we're too sensitive abt it to share it with them o(-< whatever
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through
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I think Hal misses the pre-game apartment way more than Dirk does because it was a time where he had a lot more of a functional purpose and felt fulfilled in his existence naturally. He was looking out for drone raids, he was monitoring food intake and how much they need supplies wise, he was operating constantly as a necessary point of Dirk’s survival and felt not only like a crucial function but also rewarded by his work.
And then he had the game, where he became increasingly obviously self aware and also increasingly obviously less useful, so he’s shoehorning himself into Dirk’s (and by proxy his own) interpersonal issues as a means to stay relevant and engaged. And then the game’s over and he has no purpose. He is not the autoresponder, he is not inventory management, he is not a look out, he is not a wingman, he is Hal. Like every person, he is without express purpose.
Survival wasn’t fun, but it was something he was really good at, and was rewarded through his continued relevance. I just think he wants it back a little.
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#lil seb#screams and cries your seb thoughts are top tier dude#agree w/ all of this i think seb would have a complicated relationship with just. existing really#which to be fair his existence IS complicated ToT
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everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people
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[on the verge of defeat and delirious with lust] i could be a wound in your heart that will never heal
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5am and my body decided that its done sleeping i guess
#our t#we have been sleeping. like absolute shit. which is to say we havent been sleeping at all (strikes a pose)
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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach
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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea
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