I may or may not have a comic that I am REALLY supposed to be working on, but a little Star Trek comic won't hurt, right? (I am lying. I've done nothing but draw Data for weeks, he is not harmless.)
>pull out detailed chart explaining what's analyzing the ideas and motives behind a text and what is just presenting information without thinking about it
I think I listen to too much classic rock because people were talking about the Dave Grohl controversy like it is the most serious career ending evil thing ever and then I found out he had an affair baby and was like “Oh. That’s all?” like don’t get me wrong, cheating on your wife is disgusting but I was braced to read a truly depraved and unique news story.
WHEN BETTY WILKERSON FOUND HER HUSBAND TORN LIMB FROM LIMB IN THE SITTING ROOM, EATEN IN PARTS AND SMEARED ACROSS THE CEILING, SHE ROLLED HER EYES AND LEFT FOR HER BOOK CLUB
WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR HE WAS NEVER GOING TO CRAWL OUT OF THE BIOMASSE AGAIN, SHE CALLED ME
THESE DAYS, THERE’S ONLY ONE MAN CAPABLE OF MURDER