Something I really admire about Thor is that he is equally distressed every single time Loki fakes his death
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Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief
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The darkness. The destroyer of worlds.
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dude this is random but like. my mom works at a credit union, and a while ago, this totally domestic, collared dog came up to their door and was like.... barking to get in?? it’s a small credit union so they brought the dog inside to keep it safe while they got in contact with the owner
anyway, the owner showed up, looking haggard, and was like “yeah, she keeps managing to get loose. i’m surprised she came here, she usually goes to Wells Fargo.”
and my mom was like.... what?? and the dog owner was like “yeah ever since she started getting loose, she.... always goes to banks. we can’t figure out why.”
anyway the dog is fine and (they’re gonna crate train her or something) but how bananas fucking Wild is it that this dog escaped, multiple times, specifically to go to the bank???? what the fuck
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me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower
self esteem:
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buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!!
the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:
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