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your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked

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photo i took at the brockhampton show in pyongyang

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texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep

texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game

texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn

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double XP event in the jewel osco parking lot starts in ten minutes

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Yoshitomo Nara: Guitar Girl (2003)

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arthur morgan voice: ed edd and eddy has been off the air for some time now

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Why'd you even order sweet tea if you're gonna get rid of all the good stuff

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seeing my dogs ears perk up and asking what it hears and it barks perfectly mimicking the sound of gunshot fired from a desert eagle held in the left hand

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got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

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4) beat the shortening and Sugar together until They are destroyed.

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thats not fucking funny man my grandma died from an ageric reactioon to gagobears

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Official character art from "To Heart" (PC) [NSFW 18+] illustrated by Minazuki Tooru.

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Let me put this in words you can understand: our daughter, Akiha Caster Beatrice, 'skipped' the 'text' of the stairs too fast, and has reached a 'bad end'