I'm a careless nod away from a huge unconscious fart
Angela
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Angela: who came up with the word “integer”
me: Simon Integer?
Angela: was it really
are you making that up
me: yes
i am making that up
Angela: oh, god damn
i just looked up simon integer
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"There's a difference between strength and swagger"
Angela's response after I asked her how the Real Housewives of Atlanta had such amazing "I don't give a fuck" attitudes about everything in life
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Me: Google is like the ultimate helicopter parents!
Angela: In the absence of a wolf pack, an algo
Angela and I discussing Google Now, the new app by Google that feels half big-brother half... affectionate lover.
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Was it really waiting for the marshmallow that made us these sexy bougie globe trotting people?
Angelasophizing.
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Angela: did you know that's a hallucinogen
me: yeah you told me
Angela: i know i did
but i wanted to do it again just in case
it's better to tell you twice than never to tell you
Angela, on nutmeg
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me: dark chocolate is bitter and sweet
Angela: like me
Angela, who has been waiting forever to be set up to say that
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mount sinai is where the table of contents were given
fucking hell
the ten commandments
Angela, on religion
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Hillary-Bomb
Noun; Verb-
1. To surprise Angela with a funny picture of Hillary Clinton when she least expects it.
Usage
"You just hillary-bombed me!"
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Yes you do.
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then what's a gonzo?
Angela, on sex words we don't know
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I'm rich in witty fiber
Angela, on wit
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He's like bieber for girls who went to college.
Angela, on Ryan Gosling
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Mark Ruffalo thinks Angela is dope.
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Angela: i like mark ruffalo's little trustworthy face
Me: Mark Ruffalo is from Wisconsin
Angela: Of course he is
...
Angela: How could he not be
Angela, on Mark Ruffalo
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They don't have nail polish in norway, only pain and coffee.
Angela, when I told her I hoped Norway has good nail polishes.
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Me: What did you eat?
Angela: Thaiwanese food
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Me: Thaiwanese? How is that different from Thai? Thai and Japanese?
Angela: God damnit. What the fuck am I talking about
Angela: Thai food. It was Thai food.
Angela eats Thaiwanese and forgets her English. She's back! January 22, 2012.
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