Im convinced Cas pretends not to know certain human things to keep people he doesn鈥檛 like away
-like he somehow acquired and learned to use a cellphone all on his own and called Sam as early as season 5
-he learned to drive when he lost his wings
-his angel army had a whole control room setup and bartholomew鈥檚 facial recognition software did not phase him one bit
-he somehow found an exacto knife when he needed one and proceeded to carve sigils on his chest
-he managed to stay hidden from angels, demons, BMOL when on the run with Kelly
but the moment you need him to do something he doesn鈥檛 want to, he suddenly has no idea how the world works. he turns into a cute little meow meow who can barely tell you his own name. 10/10 the bastard is playing everyone all the time
"Hey, angel! Why are we even here? It's the fifth time we're celebrating the Doc's birthday this year! Being a time traveler, it doesn't even make sense anymore! He's so old, I'm sure he doesn't even remember how old he is anyway. And there are two of them today? Shall we celebrate this one's birthday too? How does this even WORK?
Can you behave for a minute? We are here because it's fun, because it's a great occasion to be together again, and because he's our FRIEND. We are enjoying ourselves!
Are we? I mean, is he going to regenerate and go PshHhiTt at the same time as the candles? *That* would be entertaining!"
It is the year of our lord 2024, my iPad is cracked in two places, but you can bet your sad, escapism-fuelled 4ss I'm going to be doing more hurt-comfort sad boys *shrugs helplessly*
(plz don't repost, but do leave me a tip if you are so inclined... my iPad actually is broken and I'm saving up! )
I took it as a good sign that Mark Sheppard challenged me to a duel on FaceTime last night. Having scared the hell out of all of us by dying and being brought back to life several times, The King is full of life and back to causing trouble. So happy to see you laughing, Mark, and glad to have you back. Stick with us.
Christmas is upon us. If you want a Big Card or a Mini Card of these two handsome boys, visit my Shop. I published this drawing before Christmas to add it to the shop and if you want to give a delicious gift.