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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ( 2014)  SENTENCE STARTERS

I’m just gonna come right out, I have no idea what’s going on… at all.

Okay, I’m gonna be totally honest with you … I forgot you were here.

They got my dick message!

You said it yourself, bitch: We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your…pelvic sorcery!

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

We’re just like Kevin Bacon!

Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

I am Groot.

We… are… Groot.

Ain’t no thing like me, ‘cept me!

Look at this guy. Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

You just wanna suck the joy outta everything.

YOU’RE MAKIN’… ME… BEAT… UP… GRASS!!

You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately… We go through you!!

Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me!

With all due respect, _____, your daughter made this mess, and yet you summon me.

Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade.

You must be joking.

No, I really heard they find you attractive.

Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose.

Who put the sticks up their butts?

Fine. But I can’t promise when all this is over, I’m not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.

That’s exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you’re already trying to kill them!

WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?!

You are a disappointment, _____. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least.

I saw you out there. I don’t know what came over me, but I couldn’t let you die.

I found something inside of myself. Something incredibly heroic.

None of this ever would’ve happened if you didn’t try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKIN’ ARMY!

Oh, I don’t care if it’s mean. Everybody’s got dead people! It’s no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!

This is what we get for acting altruistically!

They are ungrateful!

First of all, you’re copying me from when I said I had a plan.

No, I’m not! People say that all the time, it’s not that unique of a thing to say.

That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!

You all happy? We’re all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

He said that he’s “an a-hole”. But he’s not, and I’m quoting him here, “100% a dick”.

For the record, I advised them against trusting you here.

What should we do next? Something good? Something bad? Bit of both?

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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ( 2014)  SENTENCE STARTERS

I’m just gonna come right out, I have no idea what’s going on… at all.

Okay, I’m gonna be totally honest with you … I forgot you were here.

They got my dick message!

You said it yourself, bitch: We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your…pelvic sorcery!

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

We’re just like Kevin Bacon!

Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

I am Groot.

We… are… Groot.

Ain’t no thing like me, ‘cept me!

Look at this guy. Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

You just wanna suck the joy outta everything.

YOU’RE MAKIN’… ME… BEAT… UP… GRASS!!

You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately… We go through you!!

Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me!

With all due respect, _____, your daughter made this mess, and yet you summon me.

Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade.

You must be joking.

No, I really heard they find you attractive.

Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose.

Who put the sticks up their butts?

Fine. But I can’t promise when all this is over, I’m not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.

That’s exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you’re already trying to kill them!

WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?!

You are a disappointment, _____. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least.

I saw you out there. I don’t know what came over me, but I couldn’t let you die.

I found something inside of myself. Something incredibly heroic.

None of this ever would’ve happened if you didn’t try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKIN’ ARMY!

Oh, I don’t care if it’s mean. Everybody’s got dead people! It’s no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!

This is what we get for acting altruistically!

They are ungrateful!

First of all, you’re copying me from when I said I had a plan.

No, I’m not! People say that all the time, it’s not that unique of a thing to say.

That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!

You all happy? We’re all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

He said that he’s “an a-hole”. But he’s not, and I’m quoting him here, “100% a dick”.

For the record, I advised them against trusting you here.

What should we do next? Something good? Something bad? Bit of both?

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@shatterscreen inquired:

Starscream. Are you alive- awake? I am going to kidnap you. Is that acceptable?

::Yes Smokescreen I'm awake. Is there anything you need?:: He couldn't help but let out a soft laugh. You know, asking me politely if you're allowed to take me against my will goes against the whole 'kidnapping' ordeal. I am free however if that's what you meant by 'kidnap'? Unless there is something I'm missing?::

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ATTENTION RPers!! REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT SOME CURIOUS ANONS!!

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ATTENTION RPers!! REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT SOME CURIOUS ANONS!!

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@shatterscreen inquired:

That quiz is wrong, you will, and MUST survive whatever narrative you find yourself in, Starscream. You are not allowed to die.

            ❝ I have no intentions on dying, Smokescreen but this is war. It can change and adapt that no one can predict what the next day could bring. It’s possible none of us could survive by the end. ❞

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Do you survive the narrative?

No, but that’s ok. You’re remembered fondly for generations after this one.

Songs will be sang of your name, it will be invoked during dinners and bedtime stories. you're not truly gone, not really.

Tagged: Yanked from @autobotmedic​ and @twcwheeler​ ​ Tagging: nah.

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//Don’t mind me currently working on my bae’s bio. My caard along with the updated rules is halfway done and will be posted soon ^^

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🐝  *  ―  𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓  𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  some  random  sentences  for  your  angsty  needs.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  hey … it’s okay now. you’re safe here.  ❜ ❛  please don’t leave me alone again.  ❜ ❛  was it all just a lie ?  ❜ ❛  you have to trust me on this.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t mean it like that !  ❜ ❛  i can’t do this anymore.  ❜ ❛  promise me not to do anything stupid.  ❜ ❛  we’ll see each other again soon.  ❜ ❛  i can’t lose you , too.  ❜ ❛  this is how you wanna end it ?  ❜ ❛  whatever this is - it’s over.  ❜ ❛  i’m not gonna let you die !  ❜ ❛  we have to stop this before someone gets hurt.  ❜ ❛  i’m fine … it’s gonna be okay.  ❜ ❛  please don’t do this to me.  ❜ ❛  just talk to me , okay ?  ❜ ❛  don’t close your eyes. stay with me.  ❜ ❛  you’ll have to save yourself.  ❜ ❛  stop lying to me !  ❜ ❛  you have to do this for me or i’ll never be able to forgive you.  ❜ ❛  i deserve better than this.  ❜ ❛  just leave me alone.  ❜ ❛  we’re too late …  ❜ ❛  save yourself while you still can.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna be fine. just stay awake for a little longer , help’s already on their way.  ❜ ❛  please don’t cry.  ❜ ❛  stop moving , you’re only making this worse.  ❜ ��  does it hurt ?  ❜ ❛  if this is the end , i’m really glad i get to be here with you.  ❜ ❛  whatever you do , do not let go of my hand.  ❜ ❛  i’ve got you.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry for not telling you sooner.  ❜ ❛  this is all your fault !  ❜ ❛  we’re gonna survive this , right ?  ❜ ❛  we’re screwed.  ❜ ❛  just do this for me and we’ll never have to speak to each other again once this is all over.  ❜ ❛  i thought you were better than that.  ❜ ❛  one of us is gonna end up with a broken heart.  ❜ ❛  i’m scared.  ❜ ❛  so that’s it ?  ❜

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shattered glass starscream and his swords, happy holidays yall🎁

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more random dialogue prompts ,

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

“how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

“you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”

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more random dialogue prompts ,

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

“how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

“you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”

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FALLOUT 4 SENTENCE STARTERS.

“I needed a trip like this. Thanks for letting me tag along, [ name ].”

“Nice day today. Perfect for traveling.”

“I’m pleased we were assigned to the same team. I think we could learn a lot from each other.”

“I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”

“So who do you want dead?” 

“I do what people pay me to do.”

“Something ain’t right about this place.”

“I don’t know if anything still lives down here, but I bet it won’t be happy to see us.”

“Places like this attract three types - junkies, thugs, and whatever eats junkies and thugs. Stay on your guard.”

“What was – Hm. Something…something must have moved.”

“Should we get a move on?”

“You have some serious thrill issues.”

“No one’s been through here in a while.”

“The detectives life isn’t an easy one. But it rarely lacks for excitement.”

“Thanks, Killer.”

“These are some lame torture devices.”

“I don’t think you fully understand the situation you’re in.”

“Keep your nose out of my business, alright?” 

“This is the most half-assed gun range I’ve ever seen.”

“I understand that kind of revenge. There’s no one better.”

“I’d call the slides first, but my tetanus shots are way out of date.”

“You need to be selective about your friend group, pal.”

“Rotten books and dead bodies. Pungent.”

“I do so love when the little bug willingly crawls into the spider’s web.”

“That’s just a waste. All those books.”

“How did you think this was gonna end, [name]?”

“I’m sorry you had to go through that again…”

“We freaks gotta stick together.”

“Which section has the dirty magazines?”

“Let’s be careful. No human being would possibly pile books this way.”

“Learning from books? Not exactly efficient.”

“Someone put in a lot of effort to keep out the riff-raff. And yet here we are.”

“I’m not gonna be stupid enough to get mixed in with caring about people again.”

“I like my pistols like I like my company - high caliber…talking about you, [ name ].”

“Isn’t there…supposed to be a light?”

“Don’t think you get to leave us just yet.”

“You’re one hell of a risk taker.”

“You have no idea who you’re dealing with.”

“Friend’s don’t make you weak, they make you strong.”

“Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution.”

“Battles are won with fists, war with wits.”

“Are you sure I’m the man/woman for the job, sir/ma’am?”

“We can patch this up. You’re going to be alright, [ name ].”

“Two a day keeps reality at bay.”

“You thought you could just fuck with us, and we wouldn’t fuck with you?”

“Just so you know – they died like dogs. And you weren’t there to help them.”

“Scalpel. T Clamp. Chainsaw. I totally should’ve been a surgeon.”

“Relationships are a lot like algebra. You always look at your X and try to figure out Y.”

“How about a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s just too cheesy.”

“There is a band called 123 Megabytes. They haven’t had any gigs yet.”

“First it was theirs, now it’s ours.”

“Take whatever you can. I’ll keep watch.”

“You’re gonna WISH this was a nightmare.”

“Are you fucking high or something? Why am I asking, OF COURSE you are.”

“Mother Nature never ceases to amaze. Through all the post war devastation, the sunrise is still quite impressive.”

“Hey, chin up. I know the night just got darker, but it won’t last forever.” 

“Being out here with you. Things feel…right.”

“Humanity has fallen so since the bombs.”

“The human preoccupation with fiction is a mystery to me.”

“Everything looks better at the bottom of a glass, right?”

“Little something to take the edge off.”

“Can’t say I’m surprised to find you in a dump like this.”

“Glad to have disappointed you.”

“Please tell me you’re not the heavy drinking type.”

“I always get paid in the end, one way or another.”

“That’s all you, I don’t touch the stuff.”

“Hope you got what you were looking for inside my head.”

“I was right. I should’ve killed you when you were on ice.”

“Could scrub the skin off a synth with that stuff.”

“In the Commonwealth, drunk is a close relative of dead.”

“They can’t control us if we’re not afraid.”

“Might want to go easy on that.”

“Whatever made me think a guy/girl like me shoulder have a daughter/son…I never deserved him/her. Not for one second.”

“I never worried about you before. Must be my mama/daddy instincts kicking in. Who knew I had those, huh?”

“One of these days you’re gonna get your head blown off just barging in here like that.”

“With all due respect, if you get wasted, don’t expect me to carry you around.”

“The only thing that’s gonna keep you safe in this world is that gun in your hands.”

”Never seen someone down a drink so quickly. Impressive.”

“Drink all you want, but we need to stay focused.”

“Don’t overdo it. We have a lot of work ahead of us.”

“A ghoul’s best friend is a book. No one else really talks to us. Never a problem I’ve had myself.”

“I ain’t out to bring harm to anyone that didn’t deserve it.”

“Here, you handle your own problems, or you end up dead.”

“I’m always looking for people who know how to handle themselves in dangerous situations. From what I hear, you may fit the bill.”

“Look lady/man, if you’re preaching about the Atom or looking for a friend, you’ve got the wrong guy. If you’re looking for a hired gun, then maybe we can talk.”

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shatterscreen​:

“Of course, absolutely. I just… Wanted to confirm. In case there is a need to hide him.”

“… Would you have space for one Autobot, by any chance? Hypothetically, if one wanted to do a bit of relaxation on the Nemesis for a night..”

           He softly smiled and nod.  ❝ You know you’re always welcome to stay here if need be Smokescreen, though I am concerned. You’re still an Autobot that’s under Prime’s command. Does he know that you spend time here? Does anyone know? ❞

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@shatterscreen inquired:

Is the Decepticon ship capable of housing a human? Asking for a friend.

          ❝ Considering we have a few human companions who happen to made the Nemesis their second home, I don’t see why not if they needed a place to stay short term. Your friend would have to agree to not speak about us or our location however, among other things. ❞

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-Mama Burd instincts activated-

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        ❝ Most sentient beings don’t see ‘lab rat’ as an ideal career path. the location and having little to no agency isn’t helping your sales pitch neither. ❞

    “I don’t know why any human would be so opposed to living in a controlled environment, safely, with their needs provided for and room to exercise,” Reamer sighed. A whole terrarium, and no inhabitant. 

    “They all keep turning me down, and an unwilling participant ruins the study perspective.” Banging on glass is not helpful to anyone, the scientist included.