follows from @stripesysheaven i’m christy (26) and i have a problem. johnny is my baby girl. all that needs to be said. • yes im joking. also im not. also i am. be warned. i am bisexual. i block back <3my gifs • my posts pro ALL kk/ck characters, anti none if you address me by my name i will love you forever 💜
Homophobic homoeroticism is present in multiple scenes
Terry Silver dies (turns out the evil was stored in the ponytail, and the hairbands all turned against him and strangled him to death)
Robby keeps living with Johnny for [insert any forced reason here]
Kreese sacrifices his life to save Johnny, prompting Johnny to insist on naming the jarmen baby “Miyagi Kreese Lawrence” after the “two greatest men he ever knew”, much to Carmen’s dismay
Johnny/Carmen, Daniel/Amanda, and Miguel/Sam all go on triple dates together. Robby and Yaya stay home and get stoned together
Bobby officiates Johnny’s wedding, and the og cobras are groomsman. He names Daniel as his best man, causing Dutch to go on a murderous prison rampage out of sheer rage and jealousy
Straight men just cannot accept the fact that women want to fuck Ralph Macchio and it reminds them of their own inability to admit that they also want to fuck Ralph Macchio