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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

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beach honeymoon

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Ava: *Gently taps table*

John: *Taps back*

Bob: What are they doing?

Yelena: Morse code.

Ava: *Aggressively taps table*

John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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just woke up

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vampire & vampire hunter yuri

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femjokering out right now

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will really was like "hi jack i have a GREAT plan, let's like pretend to have hannibal fake a prison break and run away and also maybe I could go with him even though i've told you multiple times before that i regret not running away with him when i could have"

AND JACK FELL FOR IT????

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"This time, it can be different."

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eyes ♟️

a redraw of my p5r fanart (+akechi)

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Sphynx Alcina! Original concept and design by @heraxic !! Their R8 greek redesigns are uttelry beautiful and couldnt resist drawing my favourite one!

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cringe is dead, modern au where they’re both socially hopeless losers

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welcome to racoon city

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whatever you say beautiful

(so that re9 trailer...)

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It's time for you to face the past.

a doodle WIP

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Old art

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Right. Exactly.