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hey so what if they solved the issue of Giles and Xander having nothing to do in s4 by giving them the funniest plot imaginable

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I figured living in sunnydale that robin could use a black friend

you just know robin wood is never talking to any of the scooby people again after sunnydale lmao. well it's been real. thanks for availing of my mom's stuff while spitting on her memory. bye 👋

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Most Divorced Buffy Couple Tournament

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wait.

I mean. THIS^ attraction certainly didn't go unstated

this one on the other hand... 🤔

why didn't we get a scene where dru calls lindsey a faggot to complete the Angel's Evil Exes Clock The Tiny Texan trilogy

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POV you are wolfram and hart's most prolific country singer

why didn't we get a scene where dru calls lindsey a faggot to complete the Angel's Evil Exes Clock The Tiny Texan trilogy

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why didn't we get a scene where dru calls lindsey a faggot to complete the Angel's Evil Exes Clock The Tiny Texan trilogy

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ats s5 truly where my pathetic little meow meow men from prior seasons went to die. i'm sorry kings they couldn't handle the heart you wore on your sleeve nor the sincerity of your private artistic ambitions. they weren't ready for your ability to put an unattainable woman who was formerly in a relationship with angel up on a pedestal and become obsessed with her despite your apparent lack of a soul until your ultimate failure to be with her served as the catalyst to change the direction of your life. they made you meet in a strip club

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you just know robin wood is never talking to any of the scooby people again after sunnydale lmao. well it's been real. thanks for availing of my mom's stuff while spitting on her memory. bye 👋

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like I adore them obviously but the scoobies seem like exhausting people to be around even if you discount any and all apocalypse(s). the relationship drama alone. we root for the scoobs to adopt the likes of faith or spike because they're also absolute drama sluts but robin wood went to college, he's a high school principal, he has shit to do he does not need to hear that buffy's got a new guy and he sucks. he does not need xander alternating between being overprotective of his girl friends and making not so subtle comments about how hot robin is while still being king of the closet. he Truly does not need any further exposure to andrew. he does need a better living wage biden.

you just know robin wood is never talking to any of the scooby people again after sunnydale lmao. well it's been real. thanks for availing of my mom's stuff while spitting on her memory. bye 👋

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you just know robin wood is never talking to any of the scooby people again after sunnydale lmao. well it's been real. thanks for availing of my mom's stuff while spitting on her memory. bye 👋

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Finished the wretched "Lies My Parents Told Me" during my lunch break at work. All that's left in my s7 rewatch are the Faith episodes. I could weep in relief

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Vote on more episodes here!

See the full list of round 5 polls here.

School Hard: Buffy's mother and friends become trapped inside Sunnydale High School when a vampire named Spike launches an attack against the Slayer on Parent-Teacher night. Restless: Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Giles experience dreams in which they are pursued by a mysterious figure.

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team diversity is very important

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Wesley and Lilah caring a great deal that Angel knows their business.

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@redacted-thething YOU see the vision

if buffy did an April Fools Day episode I can only assume that it would be about how it's named after the titular April Fool, one person each year who magically becomes the Unluckiest Person Alive for the whole day, and after it not coming up for 90% of the episode we find out it was Xander but nobody noticed a difference

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so yknow how connor was this miracle child coveted by a bunch of evil cults (for the first few days of his life before that plot got dropped anyway) and how he's like a purified vampire with all the strength and none of the weaknesses while also having a living body and soul. anyway what if mind-wiped connor visited wolfram and hart earlier in s5 and ended up on knox's radar

something about how you can take the boy out of hell AND the hell out of the boy but someone can just put new hell in him. something about how the original connor would have gone nowhere near the sarcophagus but the new one angel made him into would think it was cool. something about the soul angel earned in darla's trial and that she died to protect being burned to nothing. something about angel grieving for connor's lost youth only for connor's body to become frozen young just like angel's. something about how holtz tried to put the righteous fear of god in connor and then angel took it out and then a god devours him. something about angel making a deal with the devil for connor but the devil not playing fair. something about illyria sorting through a lifetime of fake memories on top of the real ones and trying to come to a conclusion on who this shell was, connor or stephen or the destroyer or the father of our saviour or the kid that ended world peace or the sweet reilly boy, or angel's son, or not. something about how this is the only version of his son that angel gets to keep

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if buffy did an April Fools Day episode I can only assume that it would be about how it's named after the titular April Fool, one person each year who magically becomes the Unluckiest Person Alive for the whole day, and after it not coming up for 90% of the episode we find out it was Xander but nobody noticed a difference