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star-not-so-struck
type:Â one shot
description: ❝ Getting stuck in a small place with the idol you hate the most wasn’t really… Ang’s plan, especially at 2 in the morning, in JYP Building. But all she could do was hoping she won’t slap him at some point. ❞
genre:Â teen fiction (young adult)
trigger warnings: none, but it’s a present for my love @angelvila and i’m honestly sorry if it’s underwhelming:(
k-pop group:Â stray kids
word count:Â 977 words
name of the chapter:Â star-not-so-struck
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If humans could only reproduce when they were emotionally responsible enough to take care of a child, we would be extinct.
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The Average life expectancy is 78 years, while the retirement age is 67. We work for 50 years to be free for 11
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The perfect movies are the ones that don’t have you changing the volume the whole time.
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I died
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nctzens reblog and I’ll send you your nct boyfriend, best friend and brother!
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nct as things i have said this year
[submission]
taeil: why are k-dramas so dramatic? but they are literally called k-dramas.
johnny: i love nuts.
taeyong: “do you have a daddy?” i might have one, yeah.
yuta: i have a thing for yandere aus, but i’m honestly not a weeaboo.
kun: neo got my back, my pussy and my crack
doyoung: i’m good at misbehaving.
ten: who holy water idk her.
jaehyun: bully me daddy.
winwin: i’m spending all my money on women.
jungwoo: *hisses at the light* shut up
lucas: people might not believe in love, but i would still fuck you.
mark: bro, if you grab it, at least give it a handjob.
renjun: taeil in a skirt is my kink.
jeno: everytime i see jaemin, i want him to step on me.
haechan: can mark be my daddy?
jaemin: ah, i love my husbands.
chenle: *vacuum sounds*
jisung: i will drop out of school and become a stripper.
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Some Johnny moodboards I did a bit ago ^^
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Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff.
gryffindor | ravenclaw | slytherin
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NCT as shit my discord fam says
Taeil: I created Jisung by fucking some garbage.
Johnny: It's always fap time.
Taeyong, to Ten: Can you put your pussy on passive?
Yuta: Wouldn't it be weird if, when you watch a Japanese movie, you'd have to watch it backwards?
Kun: It's gay, in a heterosexual way.
Doyoung: How does cry even work?
Ten: I love getting make-overs.
Jaehyun: My name is Jaehyun and I'm a pussy investor.
Winwin, translating Lucas: I am a nerd, Beep Beep.
Jungwoo: I'm just an over-glorified plant.
Lucas: On a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the highest chance to get a nude, I was at a solid 3.
Mark: This conversation went from cute to queer.
Renjun: I've stolen 12 puppies now.
Jeno, about Jaemin: I mean, he's almost legal...
Haechan, to Mark: Yes, you are an idiot, but you are an adorable idiot, which means I like you.
Jaemin: Jeno and Renjun should have a competition to see who can scream the loudest.
Chenle: Destroying things leads to a healthy life.
Jisung: Please don't have children, Chenle.
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