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We need to be working on a super condensed yogurt so you can eat a very large amount of yogurt in a small bite

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This meme's ruining my fucking life

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People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

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Listen dude, I knew we went on that magical adventure to nutritionland. We learned a lot from president cauliflower. But I'm gonna be real dude, I think nutritionland is an ethnostate.

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Listening to the Fallout 4 soundtrack and.... LYNDA FUCKING CARTER?!?!?

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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you have to understand when i say this i do not mean it in hyperbole:

this is the sickest TF2 video ive ever made in my life.

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the first time she said Chell's name was probably for something stupid like this (the sort-of-sequel to this)(edit: added some closeups cause i like how glados' internals looked :3c)

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