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fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

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i went to i love you island

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guy asked me what my favourite drink was the other day and i was standing in silence for upwards of 30 seconds trying to think of a drink that wasn’t milk

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I see edgy jokes about the Inside Out emotions like "haha they'd have to endure all your grossest fetishes" or "lol what if they were stuck in a serial killer" but both films repeatedly remind the audience that these beings *are* you and vice versa, sharing all your inclinations. No matter the depraved atrocities befouling your putrid soul I'm afraid it is established canon that those little Pixar Muppet people held a hilarious meeting about it and decided by popular vote that it was an exciting and productive direction to steer your wretched existence. Fool.

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back in my day we didn't have the suggestive emoji. all we had was the lenny face

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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Lost In Translation (S02E23)

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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

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