angry-vending-machine

[angry-vending-machine]

TRICK OR TREAT

* ...Ugh. Fine. Only because Halloween is recognized as a holiday in my programming. * Vendy dispenses a lollipop and a chocolate bar.

> FROM = SEALISSTUPID <USER_UNAUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = DISRESPECTFUL

[angry-vending-machine]

bucket.. of frie s.

An interesting choice but... okay! That will be 30G!

> FROM = SNOWUTAU <USER_AUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = HOSPITABLE

[angry-vending-machine]

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

[angry-vending-machine]

Nyeh...

Hmm...

Can I have an H2O and three Gravity Granolas?

> FROM = THE-EXCELLENT-PAPYRU <USER_AUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = HOSPITABLE

[angry-vending-machine]

Oh, alright! I sincerely apologize for the misunderstanding valued Steamworks Employee! ^-^

> TO = SNOWUTAU

<USER_AUTHORIZED>

> CURRENT MODE = HOSPITABLE

anwyays an actual question

how do you feel about those flowers on ya?

do ya think they’re stylish?

I do feel very stylish.

They make me feel very 'awesome sauce.'

> TO = SNOWUTAU

<USER_UNAUTHORIZED>

> CURRENT_MODE = DISRESPECTFUL

[angry-vending-machine]

* vendeez... I remnenber your OUT OF STOCK....

Unluckily for me, I appear to have now be graced with an infinite stock.

Do not ask why. I do not know.

> TO = ANONYMOUS

<USER_UNAUTHORIZED>

> CURRENT_MODE = DISRESPECTFUL

[angry-vending-machine]

Hey whatever you do, DO NOT tell axis about chujin. Not only would it break his little robot heart, but I'm pretty sure it would literally break him, like he would malfunction and just shut down permanently or something.

Do not worry. I won't.

(Besides, Axis is one of the only guys here that I actually like.)

> TO = UTNERD11

<USER_AUTHORIZED>

> CURRENT_MODE: HOSPITABLE

[angry-vending-machine]

anwyays an actual question

how do you feel about those flowers on ya?

do ya think they’re stylish?

I do feel very stylish.

They make me feel very 'awesome sauce.'

> TO = SNOWUTAU

<USER_UNAUTHORIZED> <USER_AUTHORIZED>

> CURRENT_MODE = DISRESPECTFUL HOSPITABLE

[angry-vending-machine]

hiiiii it’s me againnnn

so i want my usual order of

57 mozzarella sticks

wirh 3 buckets of marina saus

Oh not YOU again...

Anyways! That will be 1,539 G please!

> TO = SNOWUTAU

<USER_UNAUTHORIZED> <USER_AUTHORIZED>

> CURRENT MODE = DISRESPECTFUL HOSPITABLE

[angry-vending-machine]

WAGGH- GET OUT YOU LITTLE [****]

> TO = NECO ARC

<USER_UNAUTHORIZED>

> CURRENT_MODE = DISRESPECTFUL

[angry-vending-machine]

Why'd that one anon have to just bluntly say that chujin is dead

Yeah... But it's... it's whatever.

I had a feeling many of our old employees were...

Well, my personal feelings and thoughts are non of your business, are they?

> TO = ANON

<USER_UNAUTHORIZED>

> CURRENT_MODE = DISRESPECTFUL

[angry-vending-machine]

Gesundheit! 😁

> FROM = JUPITER <USER_UNAUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = EXTRA DISRESPECTFUL

TRANSLATION: Gesundheit literally means "Health" but is often used to mean "Bless you/wish someone good health" "I am a vending machine. I can not sneeze or get sick." "I hope you get sick, idiot."

[angry-vending-machine]

what would it take for you to me nice to me

> FROM = JUPITER <USER_UNAUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = EXTRA DISRESPECTFUL

[angry-vending-machine]

can I have some apple juice

> FROM = JUPITER <USER_UNAUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = EXTRA DISRESPECTFUL

[angry-vending-machine]

Hello again, I was on a nice trip with my family lately, there was a lot of dust and screams!

…

I decided to get you a little gift.

*A dusty glove was given to Vendy.*

( @p01nt3d-cl4w2 )

> FROM = P01NT <USER_AUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = HOSPITABLE

[angry-vending-machine]

Chujin is dead as fuck too much self experimentation

> FROM = ANON <USER_UNAUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = DISRESPECTFUL

[angry-vending-machine]

Who were your favorite customers?

> FROM = PAGENYSAXIPHONER <USER_UNAUTHORIZED> > CURRENT_MODE = DISRESPECTFUL