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Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues
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the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam
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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo
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when you're down is basically the most classic time to be kicked
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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too
the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???
this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!
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this is the only kinda fandom content i am capable of drawing now
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three times a year we have the monastery poetry slam but some of the brothers are taking vows of silence so they just get up there and look at us for a while and then we all clap
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Moldy/unmoldy doomed yaoi or yuri?

you got it boss, here’s your doomed strawberry yuri
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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!
#if a group of animists approached me in ANY parking lot let alone an Olive Garden I would probably join#I’m halfway there already#misc
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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