Around 30 | Just a dude that enjoys getting drunk as often as possible | Admirer of big, stuffed and bloated bellies
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The worst part about coming home from an extended vacation is all the fucking yard work that I need to catch up on instead of chipping away at it throughout the week like I usually do. At least it's a good excuse to drink, maybe I won't remember doing the yardwork tomorrow
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Good morning. How was your weekend? Could it be time for a morning beer and shot?
Weekend was fantastic and as always when I go on vacation, I eat and drink way too much!
Might be a little out of practice with the chugging but now that I'm back home, I will have plenty of time to get back into it!
#make me chug#you ask i answer#intox#drunk#intox kink#beer chugging#drunk kink#intoxication kink#beer bloat
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Step 1: visit family halfway across the country
Step 2: get drunk and pass out in the backyard under the blazing hot sun
Step 3: get sunburned to oblivion
Step 4: get drunk again so it doesn't hurt to touch anything
Step 5: repeat
#im gonna be a shriveled husk#before this trip is over#drunk#intox#intox kink#drunk kink#intoxication kink
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Time for another game of "take a drink for every piece of clothing I fold" and lemme tell ya, I've let this pile of clean laundry build up for way too long
#its like 5 fucking loads of laundry#turns out the 6 pack was just an appetizer#intox#drunk#intox kink#beer chugging#drunk kink#intoxication kink
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Can't drink all week if you don't start on Mondays!
"I really should give my liver a break" I mutter as I open the beer fridge for a 6 pack
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"I really should give my liver a break" I mutter as I open the beer fridge for a 6 pack
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Waking up after a 3 day drunk fest and seeing the mess left behind can be a bit bewildering, sometimes. The empty bottles of liquor, the piles of crushed beer cans strewn about, the bottle of mead pushed halfway under the couch. It's a whole thing to go around the house, cleaning up after drunk me.
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Sitting on the back patio, belly out and guzzling beers while burping unceremoniously for all the hearing losers to appreciate
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Woke up and decided work can go fuck itself, currently 4 beers and a shot deep and it's not even 8am. Getting ready for brunch with the wife to have some food and more drinks
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Woke up below a 0.1% BAC and so naturally I needed to remediate that asap

Only problem is, I'm running out of beer already so I'm gonna need to hoof it to the nearby store pretty soon to get more
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Sont forget tovkeep drinking while you playyy
Drinking while driving down the streets of Mario Kart World is fantastic
#you ask i answer#make me chug#intox#drunk#intox kink#beer chugging#drunk kink#intoxication kink#beer bloat
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Managed to snag a Switch 2 today and while all the info transfers from the OG switch to the new one, I'm celebrating the only way I know how
Please ignore the dirty shirt, it's laundry day and I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel over here
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6 beers on the patio done. Time for 4 beers in the shower
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Posted up on the back patio, 6 pack in hand. Promised myself I'm not moving from this spot until all 6 are done, bladder be damned
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Your generosity will not be forgotten.
Working on the last 2 of the second set of beers before I start the final cleanup. Shits going to be tough with lugging 8 beers around in my belly while I try to appear functional to my neighbors
What's a respectable number of beers that should be had during the process of mowing a yard?
Asking for a friend
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What if... Hear me out... I drink the other half inside once I'm done with mowing?
What's a respectable number of beers that should be had during the process of mowing a yard?
Asking for a friend
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