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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
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"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"
the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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I think more people should just be ok with being single
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i love when people say “dopamine addiction” to refer to anything that makes you feel good ever
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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Put this under paintings I made after a rough month
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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