kate, 29. it's a classic case of eager beaver vs. drunk ant eater
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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold
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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP
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I can't relate to people who don't want attention on their birthday at all, if I go to work on my birthday and my coworker is like "hi how are you?" im like "im a birthday girl :)" immediately
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Stop replying "Omg I hate getting news this way!!" on tumblr memes about major current events. This is the best way to receive national news ever devised and this is the best website on earth
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dont take the things im annoyed by too seriously im currently pissed off at how badly-designed the golden girls' coffee pot is
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my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door
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