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angryturtledragon · 13 hours
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its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this
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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.
15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”
so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.
thank you cow couple
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angryturtledragon · 13 hours
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When you understand that kids and teenagers being salty about literary symbolic analysis comes from a very real place of annoyance and frustration at some teachers for being over-bearing and pretentious in their projecting of symbolism onto every facet of a story but you also understand that literary analysis and critical thinking in regards to symbolism is extremely important and deserves to be not only taught in schools, but actively used by writers when examining their own work to see if they might have used symbolism unintentionally and to make sure that they are using symbolism effectively:
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angryturtledragon · 14 hours
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Helpful former homeowner.
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Plague Doctor masks based off of different birds
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angryturtledragon · 18 hours
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break the rules!
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angryturtledragon · 18 hours
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this is insane
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angryturtledragon · 18 hours
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that post reminds me: you know what i haven't seen in years? a spocked fiver
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She's so damn cute though
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angryturtledragon · 18 hours
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(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why
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