angrywitchpolice

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We Exist. We Resist. We Persist.

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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The most vile and vitriolic person you know is online right now talking about the importance of building community and there’s nothing you can do about it

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No Amazon. No Walmart. No Target. No Disney. No Google. No Apple. No Visa or Mastercard. And especially no Facebook. I will not be posting on Meta platforms for the next 24 hours in support of the economic blackout.

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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

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(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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You’re telling me that in a series with the main lesson being the power of love, Harry saving the day with Draco’s wand is supposed to mean nothing????

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do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

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can i inject u with anteater DNA

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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Gets funnier every time.

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Still waiting by a lake that's there no more.

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To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

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i was just awarded a six figure government grant to design an elaborate system of pulleys and ropes meant to help longhaul truck drivers jelq