I’m Max! My fandoms are many, my time is liminal, my brain is cramped. Currently invested in:The Owl House, Percy Jackson, Baldur’s Gate 3, Stardew Valley, Delicious in Dungeon. He/they pronouns! 🏳️⚧️
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"not all men" you're right, clark kent would never do this
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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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i need him so bad its concerning at this point
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF SUPERMAN IS GOOFY AGAIN HE’S NICE TO CHILDREN HE’S CORNY AND HOPEFUL AND GOOD WE ARE SO BACK

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five mins into Superman (2025)
Supes: “Golly.”
Me:
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glasses are the sluttiest thing a man could wear.
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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
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Gonna go wild wild Wild Kratts…
Chat do we still fuck with Wild Kratts
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