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Date: So do you have any hobbies?

Me: I like reading.

Date: Oh, what do you usually read?

Me: *sweats profusely thinking about all the fanfiction I read*

Me:

Me:

Me: The menu

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Me: *reads smut at a wedding*

The old lady beside me: *smiles* What are you reading, dear?

Me: *freaks out* T-the B-bible...

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Shit....

Oh well I pick out some good stories

i feel like i need to apologize to myself for the fanfics i read...

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Sleepy[DLM]

Summary: Draco fucking her on a kitchen counter.

Universe: Harry Potter

Rating: Mature

Warning: SMUT. Breeding kink, exhibitionism, hair pulling, clit slapping, degrading.

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Another loud rumbling roared through the Manor. The thunder storm was getting worse and worse and so was Y/N.

Draco watched as she flinched at the thundering.

"Darling, I don't think that the milk is working" Draco said rubbing circles on her back.

"I'm sorry, go back to bed, I'll be there" She whispered, taking another sip of her milk.

Draco bit his lip, thinking how he could divert her mind off the weather. He smirked as dirty thoughts filled his mind.

"I have something else that'll make you forget"

"What?"

He grabbed her waist, pressing her belly towards the counter, and her ass facing him. He kissed her neck making her moan.

"This okay with you?" He mumbled into her skin, sucking it softly.

"Yes, please"

He chuckled at her words, hands moving to her underwear, his hand slipped inside her panties, rubbing her clit in circles.

"Draco, ah" She breathed as he plunged a finger inside of her, pumping it in and out, getting her ready for him.

"Shh, stay quiet" he hissed in her ear, slapping her clit.

She placed her hand over her mouth, becoming aware of the fact that Draco's parents were right upstairs.

He pushed her panties aside, then took his cock out, jerking himself off a few times.

"Please" She begged, he chuckled at her, slapping his tip against her clit, then slamming right inside of her, making her cry out in pleasure, her moans muffled by her hand.

He started thrusting, grabbing a fistful of her hair and pulling it backwards, making her back arch perfectly so that it was easier for him to pound into her.

The slight danger of Narcissa or Lucius walking in at anytime, made it even more hotter than it was.

"Little fucking whore" he growled in her ear; pounding harder "You love that anyone can just see, right?"

She nodded rapidly, her knuckles turning white as she held the counter tight.

Draco's left hand kneaded her breast while the other one rubbed her clit.

"F-fuck"she whimpered as Draco's thrusting got brutal.

"Fuck, I'm close. Want me to fill you up,cum inside you?"

"P-please"

"Gonna paint your pussy with my cum" he groaned as his thrusts got sloppy.

He spilled his cum inside of her, her walls tightened around him, coating his cock in her own arousal as she came.

Draco moaned in satisfaction as he watched his cum leaking out of her, quickly slipping his fingers inside of her.

She whined, still coming down from her climax.

"Gotta have you filled up love" he said kissing her cheek, holding her exhausted state up.

"I'm sleepy" she whispered.

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This shit bustin

Fic idea: Tony visits Peter in his apartment and finds out he has a sword collection?? Maybe they're all swords from different movies like lotr or from video games? Just an idea if you want to write some fluff♥️♥️

Tony doesn’t notice it for months. Probably because he’s never been in Peter’s room after he talked him into coming to Germany with him, and shortly after that they moved into a different apartment. By the time they actually got to the point of seeing each other at a regular basis, it’s mostly at Tony’s penthouse or at the compound, using the top-notch labs there to be the mad scientists they were born to be.

So imagine Tony’s surprise when he walks into Peter’s room months after knowing him, and sees swords hanging on his walls.

He blinks at them. “What are those?”

Peter looks over his shoulders, as if he already forgot about the literal weapons that he uses as decors. “People call them swords.”

“Don’t get sassy with me.” Of course, Peter simply gives him a sassy grin. “Why do you have them?”

“To fight the monsters underneath my bed.” Tony doesn’t even bother rolling his eyes as Peter walks over to him. “I just like them, I guess. It started with this one.” He points to the lightsaber which Tony hasn’t really been surprised to see. “I wanted one so bad, but May and Ben said they wouldn’t pay so much money for one, so I saved my allowance and bought it myself. After that, I basically tried to get a sword from any franchise I really like.” Peter shrugs. “Everyone has weird stuff that they like to collect, right? You’ve got all those paintings.”

“Well, technically, Pepper is collecting them. I’m doing nothing but provide the walls she puts them up on.”

“Then what do you collect?”

“I don’t know. Cars? Troubled teenagers and young adults with father issues?”

“See? Everyone has something weird!”

Tony can only snort as he looks at the few swords (four in total), immediately trying to guess which franchise they’re from. The lightsaber is obvious and he thinks the one with the slim blade might be from Pirates of the Caribbean, but he doesn’t know enough about pop culture to be sure about it.

“They look expensive,” Tony comment, because even though he might not be an expert on movies and shows with swords, he’s an expert in recognizing expensive things.

“Oh, they are! I had to fix so many broken TVs to get this one.” He points to the sword at the bottom that looks quite ornamented. “But it was worth it. I feel more badass just looking at it.”

“You know I can buy you, like, all the swords in the movie industry, right?”

“No.” Tony didn’t expect Peter’s firm tone and he turns around to look at him, eyebrows raised. As eloquent as ever, Peter shrugs again. “I wanna buy them myself. With money that I earned myself. Does that make sense?”

To other people? Probably.

To Tony? No.

Growing up rich and being one of the richest people alive, Tony has a different relationship with money than 99% of the rest of the world. There was hardly anything he couldn’t buy when he didn’t feel like it or couldn’t replace once it got as much as chipped. It’s difficult to grasp the value of something when it’s so replaceable, which is why Tony treasures relationships, immaterial things and stuff that other people made for him (he has countless boxes of fan mail from little kids from years ago that he absolutely refuses to throw away ever) so much.

However, by now he learned to simply accept and respect Peter’s quirks that he can’t understand instead of forcing money into his hands.

“Alright. Good to know that I know who to call the next time our fridge breaks.”

“I’ll be happy to help out, Mr. Stark. For my usual fee, of course.”

“And what’s that?”

“10 bucks per thing that I fix.”

Tony stares at his protégé in shock. “You’re kidding.”

“Absolutely not.”

“You’re a terrible business man. You’re undercharging yourself.”

Peter snorts. “I’m not a businessman at all.”

“Yeah, clearly. C’mon, kiddo, grab your stuff. I feel like we need to stop by at SI so Pepper can give you a short but very necessary Business 101 class.”

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Sometimes I get so overwhelmed that I just play Toca hair salon and give people crazy cuts...

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When I tell you my heart melted when I saw this you better believe me

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“why don’t you wish you had been born cis lol” well first of all being trans has shaped my lived experience and if I was cis I would be a fundamentally different person and even for all my flaws and failings I am myself and I would not trade that for anything. Second of all being trans makes me exponentially sexier then i could ever be if I was cis.

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Where'd his homes go though...?

SIR.........

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The asexual biromantics have nothing to say...

you bi sexuals are the worst part of the queer community. you can utilize straight-passing privileges and performative queerness

did i effectively utilize performative queerness when i had sex with your mom

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Honestly yes

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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Are you a power top or bottom

god is on top (in heaven) and devil is on the bottom (in hell) and the power of christ is limitless hope this helps